This just happened to me. All of it 100% true and insane. In Cleveland.

[FAUlty Gator]

So I get an Uber.

It says “Mohammad in white van.”

A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.

Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”

He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”

There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.

Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.

I was like holy shit and told him the story.

So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.

 

[NDallasRuss]

"In the midnight hour, you got Mo, Mo, Mo!!"

 

[RicoSuave102954]

So I get an Uber.

It says “Mohammad in white van.”

A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.

Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”

He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”

There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.

Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.

I was like holy shit and told him the story.

So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.

Welcome to Bidens America - Mohammeds everywhere.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Welcome to Bidens America - Mohammeds everywhere.

And FAUs apparently

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

So I get an Uber.

It says “Mohammad in white van.”

A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.

Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”

He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”

There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.

Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.

I was like holy shit and told him the story.

So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.

Yeah. I thought the majority were in Baghdad not Ohio.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Big deal OP, did you get a Cleveland Steamer? Ohio box rot?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Big deal OP, did you get a Cleveland Steamer? Ohio box rot?

I got a Turkish snow cone. You know…because of the Mohammad’s.

 

[Thunderlips71]

So is Vegas taking bets on where the next terrorist attack will occur?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Yeah. I thought the majority were in Baghdad not Ohio.

(Superbad reference..)

 

[Jimmy McGill]

So is Vegas taking bets on where the next terrorist attack will occur?

D.C.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

(Superbad reference..)

And a great one.

 

[TennNole17]

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.

John Jones disagrees!

 

[Pinehawk]

 

[RicoSuave102954]

Yet another reason to always call for a taxi cab.

 

[Urohawk]

I climbed into a silver honda civic in Chicago. Guy says, "Are you headed to Ohare?" I said, "I'm going to Midway." Confusion for both of us sets in, so I asked the driver his name and it didn't match. Two seconds later a silver honda civic pulls up behind me. Other guy waiting at the curb jumps in that one. Then we both bail and do the switcheroo. No Mohammods involved.

 

[RicoSuave102954]

I quit using those ride share outfits about 5 years ago, way too many problems like those listed in this thread. Just call a cab.

 

[Fan In Black]

I didn't know your real name was FAU. That is original. or a fake story

 

[Colonoscopy]

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.

Well some of us don't want to learn about terrorism

 

[SoFla-Hawkeye]

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.

And FAU diplomas are like TP in Cleveland

 

[FAUlty Gator]

And FAU diplomas are like TP Mohammads in Cleveland

FIFY

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Every time I go out to eat my waiter’s name is Alex. It’s weird but I’ve never questioned it.

 

[SoProudNole]

I quit using those ride share outfits about 5 years ago, way too many problems like those listed in this thread. Just call a cab.

You know how happy you made those ride share outfits?

 

[sabula]

I quit using those ride share outfits about 5 years ago, way too many problems like those listed in this thread. Just call a cab.

"Get off of my lawn"... said old grandpa.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Well some of us don't want to learn about terrorism

 

[Bro D]

I climbed into a silver honda civic in Chicago. Guy says, "Are you headed to Ohare?" I said, "I'm going to Midway." Confusion for both of us sets in, so I asked the driver his name and it didn't match. Two seconds later a silver honda civic pulls up behind me. Other guy waiting at the curb jumps in that one. Then we both bail and do the switcheroo. No Mohammods involved.

I was in OKC a few months ago and was waiting on an Uber from Cattleman's steakhouse to the Thunder game. A car pulled up which I thought was my Uber.. turns out, it was a husband dropping his wife at the front of the steakhouse. I opened the back door and I just hear "WHAT THE ****". I go, "This isn't my Uber is it?" The lady goes "ITS A BENZ, WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK"... which totally made me laugh. They did not think it was funny. I apologized profuously. Not my best moment but I didn't get shot and got a story out of it. /csb

 

[torbee]

Clearly the universe is urging you to convert to Islam.

As-Salaam-Alaikum

 

[TJ8869]

What was in the DoorDash bag? Did you keep it?

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I didn't know your real name was FAU. That is original. or a fake story

It's short for FAUST.

 

[B1GDeal]

I was in OKC a few months ago and was waiting on an Uber from Cattleman's steakhouse to the Thunder game. A car pulled up which I thought was my Uber.. turns out, it was a husband dropping his wife at the front of the steakhouse. I opened the back door and I just hear "WHAT THE ****". I go, "This isn't my Uber is it?" The lady goes "ITS A BENZ, WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK"... which totally made me laugh. They did not think it was funny. I apologized profuously. Not my best moment but I didn't get shot and got a story out of it. /csb

I had this happen recently. I was pulled in front of a restaurant waiting for my wife (no pic) to come out. Couldn't have been there a 30 seconds when a 20 something guy and girl starting getting in the back seat. I turned around and was like what are you doing... they kept getting into the car. I said get the f@ck out of my car. The girl was like why are you yelling at us. Her boyfriend told me I would be getting downrated after I dropped them off. That's when I realized they were mostly drunk and thought I was an Uber. Told them I'm not an Uber... get out. They bitched as they departed. My wife gets into the car a moment later and said do you know them... why were they in our car? Made for a funny story I guess.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Every time I go out to eat my waiter’s name is Alex. It’s weird but I’ve never questioned it.

You should try other restaurants.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Lyft/Uber/door dash all use the same name to add to the confusion when a body shows up.

Actually OP’s mom happens to know a lot of Mohammed’s also. (No offense of course)

 

[franklinman]

Damn, i'm missing all this fun, never used any of these rides, DoorDash, nope. Uber, nope.

 

[Sharky1203]

So I get an Uber.

It says “Mohammad in white van.”

A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.

Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”

He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”

There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.

Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.

I was like holy shit and told him the story.

So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.

Taxicab (Uber) confessions? Did you sign the waiver?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Clearly the universe is urging you to convert to Islam.

As-Salaam-Alaikum

Like-Al-ottapizza!

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Taxicab (Uber) confessions? Did you sign the waiver?

Nope. I just jacked off and said, “There’s your tip! Share the video with the world!”

 

[Sharky1203]

Nope. I just jacked off and said, “There’s your tip! Share the video with the world!”

Lol, did we just become BFF's!!!

 

[RicoSuave102954]

"Get off of my lawn"... said old grandpa.

Using rideshare is for the poors. Getting into some random Mohommeds Corolla is a good way to get the dead.

 

[ericram]

So I get an Uber.

It says “Mohammad in white van.”

A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.

Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”

He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”

There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.

Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.

I was like holy shit and told him the story.

So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.

Never ask for them by name. Asked them to tell you their name and check the fn plate for a match. Rookie.