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[Wahawk56]

Stuck in Marshalltown for the week. What to do?

 

[iCRUNCH]

white chicks

 

[22*43*51]

Clear Lake I could work with.

Marshall Town?

T's and P's...

 

[gonegolfing]

No white chicks left in mtown. However, you can find some Hispanic chicks.
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[baycity4]

The highest rated Taco Johns in America is located in Marshalltown. So you don't need to worry about where to eat.

 

[torbee]

 

[Rhino3382]

Where they have you staying? What are ya looking to accomplish while there? Good food? Learn Spanish? Bars?

 

[Wahawk56]

Rhino, I'm at the comfort inn. I'm just looking for entertainment and if possible where to find the loose women.

 

[Lone Clone]

If you were a white guy, I'd suggest golf, since there are a couple of decent courses in town. But I don't know what you people do for recreation. Other than Tiger, of course.

 

[HallofFame]

Take out a few Hispanics why you are in town. I will officially draft you in the race draft.

 

[Rhino3382]

Your best chance at the loose women aspect is at a bar that is long ways from where your staying, it's called TC's. It's been so long since I have lived there, but my little brother goes back often so I live vicariously through some of his stories. Possible other options would be the old timer or the blue cactus. In all honesty I wouldn't really suggest any of them, but since it's marshalltown, I have to name the "best" ones

 

[Rhino3382]

Nice suggestion Torbee, have an aunt and uncle that own property close by, so we use to go out and play on that treehouse all the time growing up.

 

[HawkinMN]

Originally posted by Lone Clone:
If you were a white guy, I'd suggest golf, since there are a couple of decent courses in town. But I don't know what you people do for recreation. Other than Tiger, of course.

Some good work right there.

 

[swagsurfer02]

There's some stereotypes and racial epithets up in this mofo!
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[Lone Clone]

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:
There's some stereotypes and racial epithets up in this mofo!
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Was it you who posted? Or wahawk56?

Sorry, but you guys all post alike.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by Lone Clone:

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:
There's some stereotypes and racial epithets up in this mofo!
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Was it you who posted? Or wahawk56?

Sorry, but you guys all post alike.

See, this is why we can't have nice things..
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[Wahawk56]

This place is kinda lame. Not kinda, really. The only thing I got working is this 50 year old ewww.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
This place is kinda lame. Not kinda, really. The only thing I got working is this 50 year old ewww.

Whoa, whoa, whoa what happened with a 50 year old?
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[Wahawk56]

Swag, nothing yet. I'm trying my hardest to find a way around it.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Swag, nothing yet. I'm trying my hardest to find a way around it.

Oh, you're trying to run from her?
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[Wahawk56]

No, I'm trying to run to someone else, but if it falls through she's my back-up. I need my dingaling played with. It's been since Saturday.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
No, I'm trying to run to someone else, but if it falls through she's my back-up. I need my dingaling played with. It's been since Saturday.

You know young one swag was like you at one time, back ups for the back ups. That being said it left me hollow and empty. Of course banging a bunch of chicks is fun, but I felt morally bankrupt. Not to mention some of these girls started running into each other and I developed a reputation in West Des Moines.

I guess what I'm saying........ I NEVER NEVER NEVER HAD A 50 YEAR OLD BACK UP!!!

DA FUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
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[LuteHawk]

Marshalltown, Iowa is the 17th largest city in the
state with a population of 27,600. It has a Walmart
and a HyVee, so you can start people gazing there
and look for the gal of your dreams.

 

[Wahawk56]

Swag, are you saying if I strike out I should not get bopped by the 50 year old?

 

[SF HAWKEYE]

It's the Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, not older the berry the sweeter the juice.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Swag, are you saying if I strike out I should not get bopped by the 50 year old?

Not necessarily. But bro, aren't you like 27? Did you meet this chick while out in Marshalltown?
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[LuteHawk]

wahawk 56......The 50 yr old woman is old enough
to be your mother. A 27 year old man should remain
in his own generation.

 

[fredjr82]

Originally posted by SF HAWKEYE:
It's the Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, not older the berry the sweeter the juice.

I've always said darker the skin the deeper the roots. Keep ya head up.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by fredjr82:

Originally posted by SF HAWKEYE:
It's the Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, not older the berry the sweeter the juice.

I've always said darker the skin the deeper the roots.  Keep ya head up.

Tupac's back...
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[HallofFame]

Wahawk do you have any kids?

 

[Wahawk56]

Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

Why did you freak about Applebee's?

 

[Hy_dro]

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

Why did you freak about Applebee's?

That's not what he said
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[Rhino3382]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

in her defense, she was probably trying to take you somewhere nice to eat. Marshalltown has such terrible restaurant selection. El Portal by Kmart is probably the best, but its still not anything special. If you want a blast from the past greasy spoon breakfast, Cecils Cafe is a couple blocks south of you and OJ's is about a mile SW of you. You will know your close when you pass the Flamingo Motel. Speaking of picking up chicks, you shouldnt have troubles finding something there or along old 30 at a handful of those roadside hotels.

 

[jellyfish10]

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

Why did you freak about Applebee's?

Not as classy as you swag...seeing as you are a Benigan's guy and all.
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[CarolinaHawkeye]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
This place is kinda lame. Not kinda, really. The only thing I got working is this 50 year old ewww.

Where is the pic?

 

[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by jellyfish10:

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

Why did you freak about Applebee's?

Not as classy as you swag...seeing as you are a Benigan's guy and all.
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You've seemed really antsy lately like you're looking for fisticuffs...
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[jellyfish10]

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by jellyfish10:

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

Why did you freak about Applebee's?

Not as classy as you swag...seeing as you are a Benigan's guy and all.
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You've seemed really antsy lately like you're looking for fisticuffs...
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100% playin. I just wanted to inject some HROT Intel in that Lounge thread. I even told you to turn your sarcasm meter on!
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[swagsurfer02]

Originally posted by jellyfish10:

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by jellyfish10:

Originally posted by swagsurfer02:

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Hall of fame, no I don't.
Swag, i meet her on tinder, but now tinder is on bullshit, they limit the swipes now. This town is already too Damn small. All the chicks I've matched either need to make plans due to kids or work second shift. But I couldn't do it. When she said applebees to eat I freaked out.

Why did you freak about Applebee's?

Not as classy as you swag...seeing as you are a Benigan's guy and all.
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You've seemed really antsy lately like you're looking for fisticuffs...
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100% playin. I just wanted to inject some HROT Intel in that Lounge thread. I even told you to turn your sarcasm meter on!
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They can't handle that over there
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[beanerhawk]

Originally posted by Wahawk56:
Stuck in Marshalltown for the week. What to do?