favorite urban dictionary slang

[QChawks]

right now I’m partial to…

Colorado Campfire​

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to **** the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

"Last night my girlfriend made me give her a Colorado Campfire. It was delicious."

 

[ParkerHawk]

Why Colorado? I'd call that a whore s'more

 

[unsubstantiated]

Urban Dictionary: fishing in the dark

laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[The Tradition]

Oh, this thread should end well....

 

[noleclone2]

Irish Handcuffs​

When a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hamish O’Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

 

[WisestIowan]

Bagpiping is a good one.

 

[Derekd3408]

Vabbing​

When a women sticks her fingers in her vagina and puts the juices behind her ears to attract men and get laid.
Girl I tried vabbing last night and had the best f*ck of my life.

 

[runkpanole]

This thread has potential

 

[ConvenientParking]

Urban dictionary is basically the accidental newspeak for Idiocracy. Someone makes up a slang term to be edgy on the internet (the greatest bloodsport of the 21st century) and in 5 years it's memed into existence.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Russian Backpack?

If the adjective is "Russian", you know it's good

 

[CJBauer]

Urban Dictionary: want of bees

The incorrect usage of a phrase in a sentence. Originating from the use of the phrase "want of bee", instead of "wannabe". Primarily used on Internet Message Boards, but has also branched out to all facets of life.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[jaxhawk06]

Just another great creation from the University of Iowa

Urban Dictionary: alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

Why Colorado? I'd call that a whore s'more

That judge mental and degrading.

 

[mnole03]

 

[ping72]

Why Colorado? I'd call that a whore s'more

If you think that act qualifies one as a whore, I’d say you’re really old.

 

[SiouxCityHawkFan]

Sioux City Car Wash:
The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

 

[ANYCHawk]

. @McLovin32 :

A giant douchebag

 

[McLovin32]

@McLovin32 :

A giant douchebag

 

[ANYCHawk]