"Welcome.
If you are getting this email you secured a coveted spot in the July NFL Tailgating Fantasy League. Competition for these prestigious spots was…none existent. Noone wanted to spend the weekend in a remote cabin in the woods with Mike, not a surprise.
Draft Schedule
Thursday - Late morning pool time at the _______ compound
3pm check in. Code 4040. Arrival. Dinner by Tuna. Champions Reception to commence around 8pm. Draft order will be drawn at Champions Receptions, double blind of course.
Friday – 10:30 am tee time in Adel. After round drinks at Brickyard.
6 pm. 2024 draft recap and official setting of the draft order. This will go in order of finish in 2023. Any league business needed to discuss.
7 pm Draft begins with walk up music.
Drunken debauchery to follow
Sunday - 7am 1/2leave. 10:30 Mike, Sweet Tits, Yoda, Dickface do all the clean up and leave.
11 am ________Co Conservation arrives. 11:15 Tuna stumbles out of bed
Everyone
Pillow, Blank, Sheet, Towels, Coozie, Lawn Chairs, Cooler, BYOB, Jersey, Your meal including all condiments, Player Lists
The realator – Draft Board Holder, Draper Magazine, Poker Chips
The pervert – Canjam
Pat – Bags – Don’t ****en forget!!!
League Dues - I know damn it. Inflation is a real thing. Remember when you vote in Nov. Everything cost more including the trophy, draft board, player list, cabin rent, commisher legal fees, ins outs and whathaveyous didn’t go down in price either. So it’s a $1 more than last year brining the total to $85 per person. Click here for 20% tip and click here for 25% tip.
Prepare for the BEST damn draft in league history.
Commish"
Anybody notice our f'ing Commissioner forgot to plan?
If you are getting this email you secured a coveted spot in the July NFL Tailgating Fantasy League. Competition for these prestigious spots was…none existent. Noone wanted to spend the weekend in a remote cabin in the woods with Mike, not a surprise.
Draft Schedule
Thursday - Late morning pool time at the _______ compound
3pm check in. Code 4040. Arrival. Dinner by Tuna. Champions Reception to commence around 8pm. Draft order will be drawn at Champions Receptions, double blind of course.
Friday – 10:30 am tee time in Adel. After round drinks at Brickyard.
6 pm. 2024 draft recap and official setting of the draft order. This will go in order of finish in 2023. Any league business needed to discuss.
7 pm Draft begins with walk up music.
Drunken debauchery to follow
Sunday - 7am 1/2leave. 10:30 Mike, Sweet Tits, Yoda, Dickface do all the clean up and leave.
11 am ________Co Conservation arrives. 11:15 Tuna stumbles out of bed
Everyone
Pillow, Blank, Sheet, Towels, Coozie, Lawn Chairs, Cooler, BYOB, Jersey, Your meal including all condiments, Player Lists
The realator – Draft Board Holder, Draper Magazine, Poker Chips
The pervert – Canjam
Pat – Bags – Don’t ****en forget!!!
League Dues - I know damn it. Inflation is a real thing. Remember when you vote in Nov. Everything cost more including the trophy, draft board, player list, cabin rent, commisher legal fees, ins outs and whathaveyous didn’t go down in price either. So it’s a $1 more than last year brining the total to $85 per person. Click here for 20% tip and click here for 25% tip.
Prepare for the BEST damn draft in league history.
Commish"
Anybody notice our f'ing Commissioner forgot to plan?
