Finally! Trump administration has plan to ease egg prices pain . . .

[torbee]

​ IF YOU WANNA MAKE AN OMELET: It’s tough times for the egg lovers out there. The persistence of bird flu has led to a continued surge in prices for said eggs. The Trump administration is reconsidering the main approach for dealing with the disease—which is to kill all the chickens on a farm where the virus is found. But until then, they are offering another idea: raising your own chickens. “People are sort of looking around thinking, ‘Wow, well maybe I can get a chicken in my backyard,’ and it’s awesome,” Secretary of the Department of Agriculture Brooke Rollins told Fox News over the weekend.​

What Fresh Hell Do We Have Today?

Sure, we’ve abandoned Ukraine, launched a trade war with our neighbors, and insulted close allies. But at least we’re screwing over our veterans, too.

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[THE_DEVIL]

How the **** is someone suppose to raise chickens from their high rise million dollar penthouse? Askinfg for a friend.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Cheaper just to buy eggs.

 

[GES4]

​ ​ IF YOU WANNA MAKE AN OMELET: It’s tough times for the egg lovers out there. The persistence of bird flu has led to a continued surge in prices for said eggs. The Trump administration is reconsidering the main approach for dealing with the disease—which is to kill all the chickens on a farm where the virus is found. But until then, they are offering another idea: raising your own chickens. “People are sort of looking around thinking, ‘Wow, well maybe I can get a chicken in my backyard,’ and it’s awesome,” Secretary of the Department of Agriculture Brooke Rollins told Fox News over the weekend.​

What Fresh Hell Do We Have Today?

Sure, we’ve abandoned Ukraine, launched a trade war with our neighbors, and insulted close allies. But at least we’re screwing over our veterans, too.

open.substack.com

One of Khrushchev's agricultural reforms in the 1950's was an initiative to get people to raise rabbits for meat. Strong Khrushchev vibes.

 

[Scott559]

How the **** is someone suppose to raise chickens from their high rise million dollar penthouse? Askinfg for a friend.

If you/your friend can afford the penthouse you can afford a spare bedroom to convert to a chicken coop.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

If you/your friend can afford the penthouse you can afford a spare bedroom to convert to a chicken coop.

+19 points awarded

 

[lucas80]

One of Khrushchev's agricultural reforms in the 1950's was an initiative to get people to raise rabbits for meat. Strong Khrushchev vibes.

And, just like under the USSR, heretics like you and the OP will be hauled off and shot.

 

[millah_22]

Cheaper just to buy eggs.

Ya, I haven't done the math, but unless you're selling to neighbors, it will take some time before you re-coop (pun intended) your loss.

If people are struggling to buy eggs, they likely can't afford to raise chickens to lay their own.

 

[MitchLL]

If we hadn't watched this ourselves, it would be hard to believe that stupid bitch actually did that interview on Fox.

Raising chickens in your back yard...JFC.

Brooke Rollins is another in a long list of Trump stooges making an ass of themselves.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Also, how is that going to work when cities have specific laws in place making it illegal to do so?