First night in years.....

[Jimmy McGill]

That I will have the homestead to myself. All the kids and wife are going to be gone.

What should I do?

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

 

[NoleATL]

Do mere tissues really work for anyone?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Good for you:


Casey's pizza, TV shows, maybe some pokerstars.

 

[fredjr82]

Love this Louis CK bit

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Do mere tissues really work for anyone?

No idea, but didn’t want to presume OP owns an AI sex robot.

 

[Bro D]

Weed and junk food

 

[NoleATL]

No idea, but didn’t want to presume OP owns an AI sex robot.

I meant for the cleanup

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I meant for the cleanup

So did I 😜

 

[bagdropper]

Hookers and Blow. You KNOW you wanna.

 

[alaskanseminole]

• Go to bed early 🏁
• Set up an illegal cockfighting match ✅
• Walk around in the nude✅
• Bring in some of the cattle (ISU co-eds) ✅
• HBOT all night ✅

I assumed you did all of those but one already, so I gave you the checkered flag for #1.

 

[QChawks]