My wife's roommate in college was hot but her feet stunk so bad my wife moved out on her. I don't think she's married to this day and I know why.
FOOT ODOR: Your worst experience?
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My 8 year old cousin came to our house and took off his old sneakers. I damn near puked. Poor kid had some funky smelling feet.
When working construction most guys kept rubber gum boots for muddy days behind the truck seats when not needed. Well one of the guys boots were so bad that after repeated warnings to leave them in the back of the pickup went unheeded they were doused with gasoline and exploded in a ball of fire.
Many years ago when I was young, I worked at a grocery store when I came home from Iowa City in the summer. I asked a really hot young lady out one day at work and she informed me that she already had a boyfriend. Dammitt! A few weeks later she came into the store and made it clear that she no longer was in a relationship so we made a date after I got off work one night. Back in those days we had to wear dress shoes and dress socks to work which creates a lot of combustion. Anyway, I got off work mid-evening and went to pick the goddess up. We headed to Sioux City for a movie and such but ran into some freezing rain and decided that maybe we should head back. She said let's go to my place. I said okay. We got to her place, it was still raining. We took off our shoes and my feet smelled like fat peoples butts. Worst night ever - first and last date, wasted night, hand cramps....
A student my first year teaching. It was the worst smell I have ever come across. It was a mild pungent odor at the start of the year. About halfway though he was moved into a different special ed. program on the main floor of the school. The stench got worse and worse. His new teacher lit a candle in the room all day long. As soon as you started climbing the steps to go up to the main floor tho odor would start to hit you. I can remember him being in trouble and sitting in the holding area in the office. One secretary was gagging and another was holding a towel over her face while she was trying to do her work.
I talked to our nurse and we guessed athletes foot. I went and bought him a new pair of gym shoes, a bunch of socks and a can of Desinex for the nurse to apply daily. I can't imagine a worse odor than that poor kid's feet.
Poor kid, I was going to ask if you spoke with the school nurse. It's funny on the surface, but really sad for a young person after you think about it. When we're kids we don't think of the anguish some young people endure.
Honestly, it was so sick I had to deliberate before posting it. It's not true and we didn't raise sheep either!!!!!!!!!
So did it get better? Sucks for kids like him that they dont have parents to help get stuff like that under control.
We had a foreign exchange student who's breath you could smell at the other end of the house. Just unreal. My wife took her under her wing, got the proper tooth paste, mouth wash, etc... Took care of the problem. Had my wife not done this she would have had problems at school for sure. She was a great girl and we loved her to death.
And no pics you sick you bastards!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm not gonna tell you what nationality she is either. And yes, she was cuter as a bug's ear.
And no pics you sick you bastards!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm not gonna tell you what nationality she is either. And yes, she was cuter as a bug's ear.
I was prohibited from removing my shoes in the car on family road trips. On a side note, I had a buddy who was able to secure a date with a stunning beauty. Way out of his league. Wish I had pictures. During dinner she excused herself to use the restroom. Said she was gone for awhile. She came back, they finished dinner, and then headed back to her place for a night cap. As he made his way south of the border in search of the flesh taco he caught a whiff of what she had spent 15 minutes doing in the bathroom. Said it was nothing but pure raw doodoo. He got up. Got dressed. And walked out thoroughly disgusted.
A while back I worked with a guy who was Army reserve. One summer he came back from "summer camp" with a terrible case of foot rot. It stunk so bad we were joking that something that smelled that terrible had to be coming from the top of his legs and not the bottom. He proceeded to prove it was his feet by taking his shoes and socks off. The stench was unreal. It reminded me of once when I let some uncooked chicken go rancid in the fridge. Never forget that stench.
It got him through his 8th grade year. I felt terrible for that kid. It was an eye opener for me as a first year teacher. He'd probably been picked on most of childhood. He had a cockroach crawl out of his trapper the first week of school, so I actually had to give a consequence (built into the class rules) any time I heard one of the students say "roach" because that's what they would call him.
The weird thing was - his sister was always clean. A lot of parents suck.
It's stuff like this though, that we do as teachers, that people have no clue about when they start ripping the job on here every couple of months.
My 6 year old son has a friend that came over to play, and that kid has some stank on his feet. They were playing in our basement and it stunk for a week AFTER he left.
