FRL Anti-Clown Task Force

[LaxHawk174]

CP and Willie draft their own Anti-clown task force on todays FRL from only D1 wrestlers.

Willie (had first pick)
-Pat Downey
-Richie Lewis
-Thomas Gilman

CP
-Ty Walz
-Nathan Tomasello
-Kyle Crutchmer

Really glad to see the hawkeyes getting some representation on this prestigious squad!

 

[SPOONER]

CP and Willie draft their own Anti-clown task force on todays FRL from only D1 wrestlers.

Willie (had first pick)
-Pat Downey
-Richie Lewis
-Thomas Gilman

CP
-Ty Walz
-Nathan Tomasello
-Kyle Crutchmer

Really glad to see the hawkeyes getting some representation on this prestigious squad!

So Downey is going to fight himself?

 

[Squarehat]

So Downey is going to fight himself?

lol

 

[WildTurk]

Rasing wasn't a big time recruit and he had a nice career. Of any weight, it seems heavy is a weight where less heralded recruits can succeed with good coaching...ahem Berhow.

So Downey is going to fight himself?

I would pay to watch him fight his dad

 

[JohnBasedow]

That was a fun segment. Here is my 3 clown hunters:

J'Den Cox: former football player, has good speed.
Gabe Dean: see above.
Thomas Gilman: two words, psychological warfare.

 

[MitchL]

I would pay to watch him fight his dad

Under the terms of his probation, I'm not sure that could happen.

 

[UndercoverHawk]

Under the terms of his probation, I'm not sure that could happen.

Which ones probation?

 

[JasonBryant]

I'd replace Gilman with Freddie Rodriguez, but only by the slimmest of margins. Other than that, I'd keep PD3 and Lewis on my clown eradication squad.

 

[DonHawkeye]

I would get someone who's dad is a good lawyer.

 

[LaxHawk174]

I'd like Zeke Jordan on my team for sure. Can't hurt to have a US Congressman's son on your squad. Then we can fight these clowns with legislation!

 

[Omahahawk86]

Think MSU picks Bryce Meredith?

 

[whejoe]

Think MSU picks Bryce Meredith?

You win the internet today! Lol

 

[el dub]

LOL back in the day, I took my three year old niece to a grocery store that had a mechanical clown in the lobby. Someone put in money as we were passing by and that clown scared the sh!te out of her for some reason. The next day when heading out to eat I had to promise her the restaurant wasn't even in the same neighborhood as that menacing clown to get her to go along.

 

[PapaBearSLIM]

CP and Willie draft their own Anti-clown task force on todays FRL from only D1 wrestlers.

Willie (had first pick)
-Pat Downey
-Richie Lewis
-Thomas Gilman

CP
-Ty Walz
-Nathan Tomasello
-Kyle Crutchmer

Really glad to see the hawkeyes getting some representation on this prestigious squad!

At least a couple of those guys are just as likely to be the knuckleheads dressing up as clowns as they would be on any task force.

 

[whejoe]

A high school soccer coach in St. Francis, MN was fired for wearing a clown costume.

http://www.fox9.com/news/210869451-story

 

[YoungGun07]

Who would be the best 3 Hawkeyes of all time for a task like this? I think I'd go with Alger, Terry and Ed Banach.

 

[el dub]

From the linked article…

The student who made the initial report to the superintendent tells Fox 9 she was “appalled” that an adult would wear a clown mask, in light of the reports of scary clown sightings across the country………

Independent School District 15 Superintendent Troy Ferguson defends the decision to discontinue Hildre’s services.

……"Kids are scared and it’s not okay for adults to be part of that to make kids scared.”


I'm not quite sure what everyone is up in arms about. Heck, I remember paying good money to get skeert around halloween. And from the reports I've read, the creepy/menacing clowns on da corner have committed about the same number of real crimes as those taking place in the haunted houses.

 

[whejoe]

From the linked article…

The student who made the initial report to the superintendent tells Fox 9 she was “appalled” that an adult would wear a clown mask, in light of the reports of scary clown sightings across the country………

Independent School District 15 Superintendent Troy Ferguson defends the decision to discontinue Hildre’s services.

……"Kids are scared and it’s not okay for adults to be part of that to make kids scared.”


I'm not quite sure what everyone is up in arms about. Heck, I remember paying good money to get skeert around halloween. And from the reports I've read, the creepy/menacing clowns on da corner have committed about the same number of real crimes as those taking place in the haunted houses.

I listened to the story on the radio yesterday, and the soccer players didn't post the pics on twitter to get the coach in trouble, but they just thought it was funny.

 

[el dub]

A student complained.

 

[Omahahawk86]

Who would be the best 3 Hawkeyes of all time for a task like this? I think I'd go with Alger, Terry and Ed Banach.

Mocco? Billy Murphy?

 

[el dub]

Mocco? Billy Murphy?

huh? I'm afraid me and Billy might hang out and blow a joint with those wicked clowns.

 

[Spicolli]

huh? I'm afraid me and Billy might hang out and blow a joint with those wicked clowns.

Rico Chiparelli for sure

 

[el dub]

Rico Chiparelli for sure

LOL Blowing joints or beating clowns?

 

[el dub]

Don't you almost have to have at least a subconscious fear of clowns to want to administer a beatdown to these "menacing," jokers?

I mean, isn't that about the same thing as beating a grumpy/frowning person on the street for open carry?

 

[StParis]

I'd like Zeke Jordan on my team for sure. Can't hurt to have a US Congressman's son on your squad. Then we can fight these clowns with legislation!

Zeke's grandpa is a famous bowyer. Look up "Jordan Stalker" bows.

If the legislation gets called for stalling, one of these beauties may be useful for hunting clowns.

 

[TarpHawk]

My picks and what I imagine them saying before they deliver the death blow:

Alger: "Who the f--- are you supposed to be? Bozo the f---ing clown? What? What'd you just say to me?"

Tom: "Take that f---ing mask off. That's un-American. Show your face like a f---ing man."

Terry (under his breath): "Kelber...Cross...Dabir..."

Randy Lewis then wanders over to the badly mangled clown corpse and extends his leg: "Hey, stud, try to get the impossible leg."

 

[wasdt21]

dude is that an excerpt from your next childrens book.

 

[whejoe]

dude is that an excerpt from your next childrens book.

Speaking of books, Beep Beep Go to Sleep is rated 5 stars on Amazon. The holidays are coming up, so it would make a great gift(ages 2-5 or hr poster)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...rtBy=sd&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=1

 

[Sandor45]

Gotta have Gilman on that squad.
When shit hits the fan and the clowns has just viciously taken out 2 or even 3 of your guys and they have you surrounded with Comms down, there's always that one guy that slaps the others in the face and tells it how it is.
With his back to the crew Gilman starts by telling them that not all of them will make it out of there. Gilman than turns around to reveal he has instantaneously grown his mustache back. He continues by saying, "you've got two choices, stay here and play clash of clans or follow me and facemush some fing clowns."
He proceeds to walk out without a reply.
The next morning, TR Foley writes an article on intermat with the headlines, "Loveable Clowns victims of gruesome facemushing. I Didn't know even I could hate the Hawkeyes this much."

 

[JohnBasedow]

I respect the TR Foley burn.

 

[Azchief32]

Speaking of books, Beep Beep Go to Sleep is rated 5 stars on Amazon. The holidays are coming up, so it would make a great gift(ages 2-5 or hr poster)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...rtBy=sd&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=1

"Beep, Beep, go to sleep"--good catchphrase for the movie they will make about it. Gilman face mushes a clown in a dirty toilet while quietly saying "Beep Beep, go to sleep" as the last air escapes the clown.

 

[LBlindHawk]

AZ, do clown noses beep or squeak?

Tarp, you may have to write the graphic novel: "Squeak Squeak Go to Sleep".

 

[wasdt21]

I think we are ready for wrestling season

 

[el dub]

First they came for the clowns
and I didn't speak out because
I'm a freaking clown!

 

[Hawkfromday1]

This thread is so good. Please don't let it die just yet.

 

[wasdt21]

if I was going hunting for chuckles, I take little stache(gman),big stache(evans) and mullet. we would also need togs because he always has the bait to draw those suckers in.