Gas station worker accused of beating customer with bat for taking too much nacho cheese

[QChawks]

guess it wasn’t all you can eat

 

[GES4]

guess it wasn’t all you can eat

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Seems fair tbh.

 

[HawCory]

 

[GES4]

guess it wasn’t all you can eat

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[torbee]

I can pretty much guarantee this guy will get the charges dropped or reduced based on this sentence:

Video surveillance showed the suspect pushing the man out of the business. They both begin to struggle over the bat and Bullie is seen punching the victim in the face, then hitting him with the bat.

A defense attorney will make hay with this: “My client was merely trying to escort the belligerent customer outside when the customer lunged for the bat. My client, fearing for his safety, defended himself.”

 

[jasonrann]

A defense attorney will make hay with this: “My client was merely trying to escort the belligerent customer outside when the customer lunged for the bat. My client, fearing for his safety, defended himself.”

 

[torbee]

I’m willing to make a wager!

I can see a Google News alert for the city and the defendants name.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

That’s nacho cheese! That’s nacho cheese!

 

[artradley]

"That's nacho cheese!"

 

[Rifler]

Had the same immediate thought...

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Must have been some good cheese

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I’m not saying he’s right, but I understand.

 

[ThorneStockton]

If the customer would have just followed the directions of the employee this never would have happened. Customer brought it on himself by not complying with attendant orders.

 

[stickman80]

That’s nacho cheese! That’s nacho cheese!

You racist bastard !!

 

[stickman80]

guess it wasn’t all you can eat

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Guessing they'll shoot you for "Double Doggin".