go-to swear words

[QChawks]

I've been doing a lot of woodworking since Rona hit and I've come to notice when I mess up a cut or something I always start out with a good ol fashioned "****ing cocksucker" and if it's really bad I add a "gawd damn hoe bitch"

It's like clockwork.

what's yours?

 

[goldmom]

S
H
I
T

 

[Nlghthawk]

Oh my fvcking Gawd

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Fiddlesticks

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Bullshit, or complete bullshit.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

fvck me in the ass and call me OPs mom

 

[WisestIowan]

GD it
F*ck in many different varieties

 

[Chuck C]

F$&k a duck

 

[artradley]

Son of a BITCH!

 

[EpenesaEpenesa]

For fvck sakes

 

[Urohawk]

Fvcking God Dammnit!

Funny story. My son was about four at the time and dropped his fork. He then said, "Oh Sheet". He seemed to use it appropriately and timed it perfectly. My wife stared daggers into my soul and I looked at her and said, "It wasn't me! I don't say that!" I was in the doghouse all day. 4 weeks go by and the mother in law (no pics) shows up at the house and drops a knife while chopping vegetables in the kitchens and says, "Oh Sheet". I literally screamed, "A-ha!" in a very Sherlock Holmes tone of voice like you see in the movies. Turns out my son had stayed with Nana for a week prior to "the incident".

 

[DFSNOLE]

I made a conscious effort to stop cursing when my daughter was born nearly 30 years ago. I can now hit my thumb with a hammer and not a single cuss word will come out of my mouth.
If ever I do curse, it's done with a purpose and intent.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Eat a dick

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

I made a conscious effort to stop cursing when my daughter was born nearly 30 years ago. I can now hit my thumb with a hammer and not a single cuss word will come out of my mouth.
If ever I do curse, it's done with a purpose and intent.

Pic of said daughter?

 

[LesClaypool]

I usually try to catch myself by saying, "SHI-TAKI MUSHROOMS!"

Also a big fan of "Oh for f---'s sake!"

 

[billanole]

Commie stinkin’ bedwetter!!

 

[QChawks]

Eat a dick

interesting, I could see that being awkward if used in the wrong audience.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

interesting, I could see that be awkward if used in the wrong audience.

Well, your mom likes to.

 

[runkpanole]

F***

 

[billanole]

I made a conscious effort to stop cursing when my daughter was born nearly 30 years ago. I can now hit my thumb with a hammer and not a single cuss word will come out of my mouth.
If ever I do curse, it's done with a purpose and intent.

I took up cussin n swearin pretty early in life, but not around my parents in particular. This translated into “mostly” not in public, although at work or play it is in me and decides to come out.
Oh, and besides that, message board peeps can piss off...

 

[Tenacious E]

I've been doing a lot of woodworking since Rona hit and I've come to notice when I mess up a cut or something I always start out with a good ol fashioned "****ing cocksucker" and if it's really bad I add a "gawd damn hoe bitch"

It's like clockwork.

what's yours?

I'd say just an old fashioned motherf&cker

 

[TheCainer]

Titty, cock, turd!

 

[ConvenientParking]

Son of a BITCH!

I say it more like "Sonnnnn... uvvvvv.... a.. bitch!" with pauses.

 

[hawkifann]

I find myself saying sh1tshow a lot these days. That and a lot of variants of the f-bomb.

 

[General Tso]

****
****
and
****

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

F***

This.

Short, sweet, and useful in so many situations.

 

[TheCainer]

It looks like we have failed to flatten the curve on the most famous 4-letter word...f*ck

use over time for f*ck

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

 

[hawkifann]

****
****
and
****

I like 1 and 3, but I can't believe you use #2.

 

[alaskanseminole]

When people are around, I pull from Bobby Bowden's hat--DADGUM IT!


When people aren't around it's more like:

NSFW

 

[ClarindaA's]

God effing damn it

 

[pink shizzle]

JFC
GFD
MF
CS
Fing Hell

 

[WisestIowan]

I like to call people "you goofy f*ck" a lot.

 

[Nipigu]

NSFW

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Was that Christian Bale? I didn’t know he had an accent. I like Bale but come on. On the other hand Thickness ought to stay off the set. Wtf was that ^%& doing anyway? *%$#@@$!

 

[alaskanseminole]

Was that Christian Bale? I didn’t know he had an accent. I like Bale but come on. On the other hand Thickness ought to stay off the set. Wtf was that ^%& doing anyway? *%$#@@$!

Yup

Here's his apology: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2009/feb/09/christian-bale-apologises-for-onset-rant

 

[BelemNole]

I work in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It's my true medium; I'm a master.

 

[z_ape]

fvking fvcktard

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

This is an absolutely great scene.

 

[billanole]

I work in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It's my true medium; I'm a master.

Being a military brat prolly gave you a head start.