go-to swear words

[z_ape]

stupid cvnt

Note that this isn't just reserved for women

also:

For fvcksake

 

[Lone Clone]

I've been doing a lot of woodworking since Rona hit and I've come to notice when I mess up a cut or something I always start out with a good ol fashioned "****ing cocksucker" and if it's really bad I add a "gawd damn hoe bitch"

It's like clockwork.

what's yours?

If I couldn't say f***, I'd have to quit golf and never attend another ISU sporting event.

 

[Tailgater4Life]

I utilize the word f*** in a wide array of applications. A lot of times it is completely unnecessary but it just comes out before I realize it. I've tried to reduce the usage but it didnt take. I still remember coming home from college and a bunch of us met up at my parent's house before going out. I tried to never swear in front of my mom but we were getting ready to head out and she asked something to which I replied, "Nah, f*** it". 2 of my friends just stared at me like WTF did I just say to my mom. Took me a second to realize and she just busted out laughing. Still work on it from time to time but I likely should have it on my tombstone.