Gun control idea. BACON with your background check.

[icu81222]

Boys, I think I've solved our problem. Going forward if you want to purchase a gun you have to eat two slices of bacon upon picking up the firearm from the gun store

I think we get that through Congress tomorrow. Make our streets safer and the hog farmers will benefit too.

 

[Herkmeister]

Or ham salad?

 

[ANYCHawk]

So we're banning not only the Muslims, but the jews too?!

 

[The Tradition]

So we're banning not only the Muslims, but the jews too?!

Only the orthodox ones.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Only the orthodox ones.

Oh vey!

 

[moral_victory]

So we're banning not only the Muslims, but the jews too?!

And vegans and vegetarians.

 

[ANYCHawk]

And vegans and vegetarians.

Yeah they're not probably shootin anyways.

 

[moral_victory]

I think to play it safe, and make sure people buying guns aren't murderous homophobes there should be a test which requires the potential gun buyer to take two penises.

 

[moral_victory]

Yeah they're not probably shootin anyways.

Fur is murder.

 

[The Tradition]

Fur is murder.

I like fur.

 

[Herkmeister]

Pe'ot

 

[thewop]

Boys, I think I've solved our problem. Going forward if you want to purchase a gun you have to eat two slices of bacon upon picking up the firearm from the gun store

I think we get that through Congress tomorrow. Make our streets safer and the hog farmers will benefit too.

Brilliant! Maybe there can be an alternative to say a Jewish prayer or something if they can't eat the bacon, that should do it. Vegetarians who refuse to say a Jewish prayer are just out of luck. I don't know any Jewish prayers, but maybe this can be Bernie Sanders' positive contribution to society, and he can write that in.

 

[Rifler]

I think to play it safe, and make sure people buying guns aren't murderous homophobes there should be a test which requires the potential gun buyer to take two penises.

To what location would I have to transport these two penises in order to obtain my gun?.... or perhaps I'm not understanding your comment....

 

[icu81222]

I think to play it safe, and make sure people buying guns aren't murderous homophobes there should be a test which requires the potential gun buyer to take two penises.

The gheys are buying guns in record number. So this shouldnt be a problem. They will likely welcome it.

The vegetarians? They're probably dirty hippie liberals anyway so it's screw em

 

[NoleSoup4U]

And vegans and vegetarians.

Like anyone gives a f*** about them.

 

[naturalmwa]

Or ham salad?

You are on my terrorist watch list now.

 

[icu81222]

20 bucks says natural and his toy boy have already got a gun (s) or have now looked into it

 

[NoleSoup4U]

20 bucks says natural and his toy boy have already got a gun (s) or have now looked into it

 

[NoleSoup4U]

I guess this one is the black version:

 

[icu81222]

I guess this one is the black version:

Dat's racist

 

[NoleSoup4U]

 

[GarryO37]

Or ham salad?

No one likes ham salad.

 

[GarryO37]

So we're banning not only the Muslims, but the jews too?!

I think this is an acceptable sacrifice. Because they can't play nice together, they don't get to play at all.