Has anyone ever stabbed a woodchuck to death?

[millah_22]

Hypothetically if someone you knew had serial killer tendencies and needed to kill a gopher, how would you do it without a gun?

 

[millah_22]

Is that a normal thing to do?

 

[McLovin32]

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Never a woodchuck but I did have to dispatch a baby rabbit with a spade after my 30 pound golden doodle tore it up trying to play with it. My skills are available for $420.69/hour.

 

[millah_22]

What’s that green tub?

 

[McLovin32]

What’s that green tub?

Bait, bro. Once gopher is in trap, then you use this

Easy peasy

 

[OrlandNole]

We've all got experience stabbing OP's mom's beaver, so you've come to the right place.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Probably a 3 iron, can't hit anything with my fairway woods...

 

[jawatkins]

Bait, bro. Once gopher is in trap, then you use this

Easy peasy

I think you’re going to need a Valyrian steel blade for this one.

 

[Moral]

When I had a ground hog I just dumped ammonia in his house when it wasn't in it. It went away after that.

 

[millah_22]

Bait, bro. Once gopher is in trap, then you use this

Easy peasy

Is that from hot topic?

 

[McLovin32]

Is that from hot topic?

No, Hy Vee

 

[ClarindaA's]

Is that a normal thing to do?

Pellet gun, disorient, then spear it

 

[millah_22]

Pellet gun, disorient, then spear it

I don’t have a gun. Would my neighbors kid’s slingshot work?

 

[millah_22]

I don’t have a gun. Would my neighbors kid’s slingshot work?

Apparently I live next door to dentist the mentalist

 

[McLovin32]

I don’t have a gun. Would my neighbors kid’s slingshot work?

It's too bad this guy got arrested. He'd be a great hire for you

81-year-old man dubbed 'serial slingshot shooter,' is arrested in California

The suspect had been victimizing neighbors for the last decade, police alleged.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[dgordo]

Not intentionally

 

[Aardvark86]

Hypothetically if someone you knew had serial killer tendencies and needed to kill a gopher, how would you do it without a gun?

My dad used to trap them with a foot trap then hit them over the head with a Louisville slugger

 

[SSG T]

How much wood did it chuck?

 

[Moral]

My dad used to trap them with a foot trap then hit them over the head with a Louisville slugger

 

[Pinehawk]

I guess it’s for moles, but I’ve always used these:

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Bash that mutha****a with a hockey stick.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You guys have it all wrong. Catch the ****ers and then drop them off at the office. Guaranteed 1/2 day off.

 

[Bro D]

Twice

 

[SansAgain]

How much stuck can a woodchuck be stucked if the woodchuck got stuck too near?

 

[ClarindaA's]

I don’t have a gun. Would my neighbors kid’s slingshot work?

Yup

 

[millah_22]

I guess it’s for moles, but I’ve always used these:

I'm gonna need a bigger knife.

 

[SolarHawk]

Is that a normal thing to do?

Sure, IF YOURE HANNIBAL LECTER

 

[Daggerfoot]

A gopher popped its head out of a hole today and just looked at me for 15 seconds. I slapped it in the head with a crescent wrench I had in my back pocket. Something was wrong with him...he didn't even move. /csb

 

[BelemNole]

Is that a euphemism? If so, yes.

 

[jasonrann]

 

[Derekd3408]

When I was 9 and we moved to the farm, our dog pinned a woodchuck under some rocks. It was fighting back pretty good so I stabbed it to death with an arrow (the woodchuck, not dog). True story+cool story bro.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Last fall we caught 19 of them at work. They can’t hold their breath longer than a few minutes

 

[TailgateTom]

When I was a kid my grandpa ran one down in the yard. He stomped on its throat and pinned it down, eventually strangling it to death. I’ll never forget that damn thing’s teeth gnawing through his leather boot like it was nothing.

 

[QChawks]

Nah bro

woodchucks cute as shit

 

[hawkeyeandy]

Is that a normal thing to do?

 

[markfromj]

No. But I’ve mangled a beaver.