Having sex with a super realistic robot

[Colonoscopy]

It would be funny if the AI is programmed well enough go be disappointed when you prematurely ejaculate.

probably have to pay extra for the model that doesn't get headaches

 

[Colonoscopy]

I'd be more worried that the robot would malfunction and try to kill me when I'm naked, prone and vulnerable.

why you be laying prone?

 

[Colonoscopy]

How about an unrealistic robot?

 

[TennNole17]

What makes it a robot, versus a “doll”?

Does it complain after?

 

[SolarHawk]

I figured it was somewhat normal, going from once a week or more in our late thirties to once a month in our mid-forties. Other women have said it’s somewhat normal at perimenopause.

Not here to judge, and every couple is different, but once a month sounds awful. I’m 41, wife is 38. 4-5 times a week is normal for us. I’m on TRT and she takes hormone supplements. I have the same sex drive I did in my twenties. Do yourself a service and just look into it.

 

[luvmyhawks]

I figured it was somewhat normal, going from once a week or more in our late thirties to once a month in our mid-forties. Other women have said it’s somewhat normal at perimenopause.

once a month? Oh hell no. I’d be pounding the hell out of robot Sydney without regard if that were the case. I’m 50 and my no pic is 46.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Somebody they will super realistic and want sex 24/7 with the added bonus of wiping your ass and clipping your toenails when you are too old.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I'm not seeing the downside.

Wood.

Right. Also can be programmed to back in a boat and clean fish…

 

[Randy Marsh]

What’s the cleanup situation like with this robot?

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

I figured it was somewhat normal, going from once a week or more in our late thirties to once a month in our mid-forties. Other women have said it’s somewhat normal at perimenopause.

The least surprising post of the day.

 

[rfgiowa]

 

[goldmom]

I figured it was somewhat normal, going from once a week or more in our late thirties to once a month in our mid-forties. Other women have said it’s somewhat normal at perimenopause.

It is. She can’t help it. Hormones are HELL. There are therapies that can help.
Meanwhile, are you still the lean mean lovin machine she was all over in days gone by?

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Is Chloe realistic enough for you?

 

[hydro2.0]

With your little peen? Unlikely

you should marry the robot least it wouldn’t divorce you like your first wife

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Not here to judge, and every couple is different, but once a month sounds awful. I’m 41, wife is 38. 4-5 times a week is normal for us. I’m on TRT and she takes hormone supplements. I have the same sex drive I did in my twenties. Do yourself a service and just look into it.

Remind me, do you have children?

 

[HawkMD]

 

[ihawk in FWB]

What’s the cleanup situation like with this robot?

I guess it would be a normal cream pie situation.

 

[Brian_Fantana]

Women have been using battery powered devices for years that look very similar to a week, so I don’t really see the difference. I hope I never have to pay for a robot; but certainly wouldn’t judge anyone else if that’s your thing. You do you

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

If it talks, then no.

If not, then maybe just the tip.

How old? Lol

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Know a gal that uses a small vibrating toy, in the office, with a view to her desk through a large window, daily. She’s hot and a dirty bird.

 

[fredjr82]

you should marry the robot least it wouldn’t divorce you like your first wife

Also, "least". 🤣

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Know a gal that uses a small vibrating toy, in the office, with a view to her desk through a large window, daily. She’s hot and a dirty bird.

Pic or I call BS

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

You sob’s…..,,,there are rules here…

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Maybe OP can move on from inflatable dolls.

 

[SolarHawk]

Remind me, do you have children?

No kids

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Not here to judge, and every couple is different, but once a month sounds awful. I’m 41, wife is 38. 4-5 times a week is normal for us. I’m on TRT and she takes hormone supplements. I have the same sex drive I did in my twenties. Do yourself a service and just look into it.

It is. She can’t help it. Hormones are HELL. There are therapies that can help.
Meanwhile, are you still the lean mean lovin machine she was all over in days gone by?

Wife got her blood test results a while back and we found the problem: Her estrogen levels were off the charts high. A supplement plus some lifestyle changes have done wonders. So big thanks for helping a guy get laid more.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Wife got her blood test results a while back and we found the problem: Her estrogen levels were off the charts high. A supplement plus some lifestyle changes have done wonders. So big thanks for helping a guy get laid more.

Pics?

 

[Bank of Hawk]

my right hand approves

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Is it considered cheating if you have sex with a robot that is basically human that looks and acts like Sydney Sweeney?

So would the fem-bot be able to print out some post-coitus analytics? Be cool if it would print some stats like pumps per minute, # of orgasms the bot achieved, # of times hit the G-spot, amount of love sauce, # of sperm.

The printout would come out of her butt, obviously.

 

[seminole97]

So would the fem-bot be able to print out some post-coitus analytics? Be cool if it would print some stats like pumps per minute, # of orgasms the bot achieved, # of times hit the G-spot, amount of love sauce, # of sperm.
The printout would come out of her butt, obviously.

Hadn't seen a 'golf ball' printer in some time

 

[hawksurprize]

Hadn't seen a 'golf ball' printer in some time

I see the 2 fuddy duddies chimed in.😄

 

[Colonoscopy]

 

[hawksurprize]

I'd be more worried that the robot would malfunction and try to kill me when I'm naked, prone and vulnerable.

Won't you be sitting on a chair in the corner while your wife pegs the bot?😄