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Hawk Alert

You got any buffoons?

We're all buffoons here from the outside looking in..…

This town is chock full of freaks, geeks, LSD gobbling hippies and beanie wearing loons. Clusters form randomly on street corners plucking banjos and banging on bongos.

A menacing clown in Eugene would draw no more attention than a bag lady pushing a shopping cart detailed in blinking neon or the guy with handlebar mustache pedaling a giant old school bike with a huge front tire down Broadway. The other day I saw an old man standing on a reticulating board with handlebars attempting to slalom down the street.

One demographic encompassing most mentioned above would be pranksters. I'm guessing Ken Kesey had a lot to do with that. And what's a menacing clown in a town full of pranksters?
 
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Can't believe a report from 1992 is just now surfacing. Okay, that was me in 1992, but it wasn't a knife, it was a big church key (bottle opener.) I lived two block away. Was I with a very attractive brunette? If so, then it was definitely me. ;)
 
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Can't believe a report from 1992 is just now surfacing. Okay, that was me in 1992, but it wasn't a knife, it was a big church key (bottle opener.) I lived two block away. Was I with a very attractive brunette? If so, then it was definitely me. ;)
Wasn't you then, the girl had dark (brown) hair.
 
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