Headlines you’d love to see

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Denmark reaches historic agreement to sell Greenland to Canada

Wouldn’t this be hilarious? Love to see his reaction

Whatcha got?

 

[QChawks]

Fran McCaffery Terminated at Iowa

 

[ping72]

No Foul Play Suspected In Trump Death

 

[TennNole17]

Came to ask no “death” headlines. Only took until #3

 

[LuciousBDragon]

“President orders mandatory weekly orgies for all middle-aged men and all women < 45 years of age and BMI < 25.”

“Study proves all Nebraskans dumber than doorknobs and have world’s smallest peens.”

 

[king_henry5]

All drugs are legal, you pay for any expenses as a result of drug use.

 

[TJ8869]

“Hooters Waitresses To Shed Uniforms In Effort To Stave Off Bankruptcy”

 

[h-hawk]

trump Chokes On Putin's "Joke"

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Came to ask no “death” headlines. Only took until #3

I was going to ask for posters to start suggesting rules for the thread.

 

[TennNole17]

I was going to ask for posters to start suggesting rules for the thread.

 

[TJ8869]

“FDA Study Reveals Eating Caramel Increases Your Life Expectancy By As Much As 20 Years”

 

[BelemNole]

Ryan gets the mental health help he so desperately needs.

 

[GES4]

Denmark reaches historic agreement to sell Greenland to Canada

Wouldn’t this be hilarious? Love to see his reaction

Whatcha got?

Autopsy Finds Brain Worm Immune to Measles