Hey crappy parents, hotels aren’t a place to celebrate kids birthdays
- Thread starter BlIIlken2
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Weird gripe.
Both of my girls at one point or another had slumber parties at a nice hotel.
Both of my girls at one point or another had slumber parties at a nice hotel.
I book a room at The Great Wolf Lodge to relax and pound your mom, not listen to all these brats scream at the top of their lungs.
You really want the strippers to know where you live?
I hate when other people enjoy stuff.
We did that a few times. Get a big suite somewhere with a pool and order some pizza and movies. Great time for the kids.
A water park hotel is one thing, an airport marriot, GTFOH poors.
I read a large thread about this whole thing on Reddit awhile back, with a lot of input from hotel employees.
The Summary: Don't ****ing have kids birthday parties at hotels.
The Summary: Don't ****ing have kids birthday parties at hotels.
WTF else are hotel employees going to say. I bet Chuckie Cheese employees say the same thing.
Don't stay at a hotel with a swimming pool if ya ain't want kids there.
I mean, there is a difference between kids being at a hotel with their parents, and parents bringing a party of 10 or more kids to a hotel solely for a birthday party. It's not about kids being there....its the reason and # of kids there.
Now if all the parents of the kids for the party get rooms and come too, then I feel like that's different. But I'm with OP on this one.
When I stay at a hotel with my kids, I get mad when they have business conferences there. Same energy.
Hilarious goalpost hotels. How about a Holidome? A Westin in the city with a rooftop pool and an arcade?
Except for the fact that many hotels have conference centers for business conferences. Different energy.
As stated earlier, if a hotel has a waterpark, then parties should be expected. If it just has a pool, and thats it, then there should be no parties.
LMAO. Do you realize how objectively dumb your last sentence sounds?!?
"If it just has pool, and thats it, then there should be no parties."
^^^Guy clearly has his kids birthday parties at hotels.
Also, do you realize how stupid you sounded here?
I once had a mom hosting a hotel birthday party try to get the lady and myself to participate in sex stuff with her. I didn't even catch on until she was in our room, I just thought she was friendly, bored, and looking to drink. Have you factored this into the equation?
Maybe I am talking past the OP and others but I'm talking about renting a nice room or two and letting 4-8 (plus or minus a couple) twelve year old girls watch movies, eat pizza, and swim in the hotel pool. Maybe there is a mall or something nearby. It is a 3pm-11am birthday party.
Done it. Little kids. Hotel nearby with a pool, flat fee. Use pool in afternoon and pay a small fee, didn’t even stay overnight.
Shit....I have not. I think all kids parties at hotels are cool now actually. Thank you for bringing this to my attention!
I'm sure you were, brah.
Anyways, solid thread @BlIIlken2, it's not easy to post about childrens parties and get people to bust out personal insults. I enjoyed this.
OP should book a room close to an ice arena in Minnesota on the weekend of a youth hockey tournament.
Hell yeah, hockey moms are freaks.
No offense.
Also, I've stayed at some Iowa City hotels on game weekend and the lobby vibe in those has been way more obnoxious than a few kids in Frozen bathing suits splashing around in a greenhouse.
Crappy Parents:
My definition: Parents who don't celebrate their child's birthday.
OP's definition: Parents who celebrate their child's birthday in the wrong location.
My definition: Parents who don't celebrate their child's birthday.
OP's definition: Parents who celebrate their child's birthday in the wrong location.
I mean, it's not quite that clear cut haha
