Hey Soybean!

[artradley]

How is everything?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Bump in case Soybean missed it.

 

[Funky Bunch]

2, 1, 3, 4

 

[artradley]

Bump in case Soybean missed it.

I'm worried he might have passed out from lack of food. Hope he checks in to let us know all is okay!

 

[Funky Bunch]

Other than that steak being a tad bit overcooked, it looks delicious

 

[Tenacious E]

2, 1, 3, 4

Well done.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Well done.

Nah, I'd say more of medium to medium-rare.

 

[soybean]

How is everything?

You're doing this to me because I saw a Bigfoot, right?





* I actually don't know what I saw.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

You're doing this to me because I saw a Bigfoot, right?





* I actually don't know what I saw.

I need to know more about this. My wife thinks I'm crazy and then she starts alluding to the Loch Ness Monster when I mention Sasquatch.

 

[soybean]

I need to know more about this. My wife thinks I'm crazy and then she starts alluding to the Loch Ness Monster when I mention Sasquatch.

First, I've been to Loch Ness and wasn't lucky enough to see anything.

Secondly, and this is the one minute version...one day while scouting for some pasture ground up in Benton County just east of Mount Auburn and the Cedar River Bridge I was sitting in my pick-up looking at a plat map when I looked uo to see an animal I did not recognize walk out of the ditch and onto the gravel road. It stood maybe 36 inches high but spent most of the time I saw him sitting in a squat grooming himself. He stared at me twice during the short time I got to observe him but I didn't have the sense that he noticed a motionlessly me inside the truck. After a couplethree minutes it stood up and took a long looksee and then simply walk away without taking a look backwards. It was not a bear or monkey. I have spent much of my life observing the Iowa countryside and its wildlife - I can not identify what that creature was.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

First, I've been to Loch Ness and wasn't lucky enough to see anything.

Secondly, and this is the one minute version...one day while scouting for some pasture ground up in Benton County just east of Mount Auburn and the Cedar River Bridge I was sitting in my pick-up looking at a plat map when I looked uo to see an animal I did not recognize walk out of the ditch and onto the gravel road. It stood maybe 36 inches high but spent most of the time I saw him sitting in a squat grooming himself. He stared at me twice during the short time I got to observe him but I didn't have the sense that he noticed a motionlessly me inside the truck. After a couplethree minutes it stood up and took a long looksee and then simply walk away without taking a look backwards. It was not a bear or monkey. I have spent much of my life observing the Iowa countryside and its wildlife - I can not identify what that creature was.

So you are taking some heat on here for that? I guess I'm not going to share. Anyway I didn't see anything at Loch Ness either.

 

[soybean]

So you are taking some heat on here for that? I guess I'm not going to share. Anyway I didn't see anything at Loch Ness either.

My advice is to not share about anything remotely unidentified - ever!

 

[CuttyDoesIt]

man when was the last time I had a bloomin onion

 

[PerkyForHerky]

man when was the last time I had a bloomin onion

They always have way too much oil for me.

 

[WisestIowan]

Blooming Onion FTW

 

[HawkeyeGold]

2, 1, 3, 4

2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1

 

[SalAunese]

@soybean get kidnapped again?

 

[WisestIowan]

Did you ever find out who's money clip it was?

 

[artradley]

In fairness to me, my memory is that SB went on a diet, and I was just taunting him with food.

 

[artradley]

They always have way too much oil for me.

Btw, how did this thread come back to life?

 

[soybean]

@soybean get kidnapped again?

First. There were 5 of them for me.

Second. None of the 5 were as tasty as you pic.

Third. I wasn't kidnapped...I went willingly.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'm intrigued by Soybean's story. What Iowa native or non-native animal that is 3 feet tall walks on only two legs?

So a baby sasquatch that wasn't smart enough to hide yet?

 

[Tenacious E]

I'm intrigued by Soybean's story. What Iowa native or non-native animal that is 3 feet tall walks on only two legs?

So a baby sasquatch that wasn't smart enough to hide yet?

A big raccoon.

 

[TunzaHawk]

A big raccoon.

Correct answer. Just like in guardians of the galaxy.

 

[Tenacious E]

Correct answer. Just like in guardians of the galaxy.

Precisely.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Free range red assed baboon...

 

[PerkyForHerky]

I'm intrigued by Soybean's story. What Iowa native or non-native animal that is 3 feet tall walks on only two legs?

So a baby sasquatch that wasn't smart enough to hide yet?

He's had a few interesting stories. We need a Soybean Collection of short novels.

 

[soybean]

Did you ever find out who's money clip it was?

Yes.