I want to see eye to eye on something. What's your favorite gym class game to teach?
The parachute? I am disgusted by youIf it isn't kickball or the parachute then all hope is lost.
We disagree.I have fond memories of the parachute thing
Smear the Queer!
Did they smear you a lot?Smear the Queer!
We had big red rubber balls my man. They hurt people good.If it isn’t dodgeball (with volleyballs) I’m out!
Voit brandWe had big red rubber balls my man. They hurt people good.
We had big red rubber balls my man. They hurt people good.
We had big red rubber balls my man. They hurt people good.
The parachute was usually rainbow colored. Liberal indoctrination at its most diabolical.I have fond memories of the parachute thing
That’s when I caught teh ghey!The parachute was usually rainbow colored. Liberal indoctrination at its most diabolical.
Between rainbow parachutes, Bert and Ernie, and fluoride in the tap water. We never had a chance.That’s when I caught teh ghey!
The scout leader was always the full-time queer in my scouts.I don't think we ever played this game by any name in gym class. We played it by several names at recess and in boy scouts
Shit man, you are gay also?That’s when I caught teh ghey!
Head shots counted as well. And were encouraged. Had and gave a few bloody noses over the years at EastSo we did it differently. We called it “Pin guard”. This is rules:
- played in the wresting room so you can duck or dodge without hurting yourself
- played with volleyballs not the red rubber balls like you’re talking about
- same rules as dodgeball, throwers caught ball is out
- 2 bowling pins are at the back of the room on both sides (object of the game is to protect the pins. Knock your opponents two pins down and the game is over)
- we could play about 5 games in a period (played during high school)
We had dodgeball in HS with the maroon rubber balls. Glasses were smashed, bullet throws to kids heads. If you threw a double head shot (ball hits head, head hits wall) you were legend for the hour.If it isn’t dodgeball (with volleyballs) I’m out!
Hey! Coach Magee said whatever happens under the tent stays under the tent and doesn’t count!That’s when I caught teh ghey!
Confirmation Pastor.The scout leader was always the full-time queer in my scouts.
We had dodgeball in HS with the maroon rubber balls. Glasses were smashed, bullet throws to kids heads. If you threw a double head shot (ball hits head, head hits wall) you were legend for the hour.
We had the stereotypical old school gym teacher. He did nothing, absolutely nothing. For a full year, we’d walk in, he’d roll the balls out and we’d dodgeball the period. This teacher took two kids, probably 14 or 15 and known to run their mouths at each other…and they got into a scrape during a match. He took them and threw them into the storage closet and in his words “so the two idiots can fight it out”.
In my first grade photo I have a scarred nose from falling off one of these. The teacher had just warned us not kneel on them. I thought: SHOOOOT ... only a dumbass could fall off one of these! Hit a crack and boom. Tragic
Only on the sabbathShit man, you are gay also?
Nttatwwt, just this board has to be an absolute statistical outlier of society.
In middle school our gym teacher was absolutely jacked & looked like Shaft. He would grab a rack of rock hard, over inflated volleyballs. He was the only person allowed to throw. I would try to avoid his glare until he drilled about 8 kids & then quietly join them on the sidelines. Those frickin things hurt like hell lol.If it isn’t dodgeball (with volleyballs) I’m out!
In middle school our gym teacher was absolutely jacked & looked like Shaft. He would grab a rack of rock hard, over inflated volleyballs. He was the only person allowed to throw. I would try to avoid his glare until he drilled about 8 kids & then quietly join them on the sidelines. Those frickin things hurt like hell lol.