Hiring ducks

[QChawks]

sucks

Any recommendations?

 

[mnole03]

Have them line up single file and then have them turn 90°.

 

[McLovin32]

sucks

Any recommendations?

OP's mom

 

[HawkMachine]

I’ve killed two ducks in my life.

The first I was skipping rocks and the rock skipped right into a baby duckling. I was snapping necks and cashing checks. I felt f’n terrible and gave it tiny chest compressions. I was young.

The second I shot an adult duck with a BB gun. Head shot!

It flapped around a bunch so I kept shooting it in the head until it died. Also felt bad after I did it. I hid it in a building. My dad found it a couple days later and got pissed at our dog who he blamed it on.

I’m writing this and wondering how I haven’t become a serial killer.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Fairly limited talent pool really.


Dark wing
Daffy
Donald
Howard
Scrooge
Huey

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I’ve killed two ducks in my life.

The first I was skipping rocks and the rock skipped right into a baby duckling. I was snapping necks and cashing checks. I felt f’n terrible and gave it tiny chest compressions. I was young.

The second I shot an adult duck with a BB gun. Head shot!

It flapped around a bunch so I kept shooting it in the head until it died. Also felt bad after I did it. I hid it in a building. My dad found it a couple days later and got pissed at our dog who he blamed it on.

I’m writing this and wondering how I haven’t become a serial killer.

You had a dog that could shoot a BB gun? That's amazing!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[HawkBall23]

Let me tell you about hiring ducks .....

It's not all its quacked up to be.

 

[QChawks]

Let me tell you about hiring ducks .....

It's not all its quacked up to be.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You want a duck....I'll show you a duck

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I’ve killed two ducks in my life.

The first I was skipping rocks and the rock skipped right into a baby duckling. I was snapping necks and cashing checks. I felt f’n terrible and gave it tiny chest compressions. I was young.

The second I shot an adult duck with a BB gun. Head shot!

It flapped around a bunch so I kept shooting it in the head until it died. Also felt bad after I did it. I hid it in a building. My dad found it a couple days later and got pissed at our dog who he blamed it on.

I’m writing this and wondering how I haven’t become a serial killer.

 

[HawkBall23]

 

[Fan In Black]

this thread makes no sense. something is a fowl.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

this thread makes no sense. something is a fowl.

What do you expect from a room full of quacks?

 

[Fan In Black]

What do you expect from a room full of quacks?

that totally fits the "bill"

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You usually have to order duck days in advance...