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I’m sure Torbee is a graduate of the Iowa Writer’s Workshop and not some failed journalist so he is tutoring Roman Farrow on journalismism.
 
Dude has come to Buckyville every year forever. Acts like a jackwagon, and comes back next year, like clockwork.

He predicted a 10-point Hawkeye victory for last year's game (I won't remind you what happened).

He didn't stop by this year, so I just wanted to check in and make sure he was OK. #BuckyvilleCares
 
Dude has come to Buckyville every year forever. Acts like a jackwagon, and comes back next year, like clockwork.

He predicted a 10-point Hawkeye victory for last year's game (I won't remind you what happened).

He didn't stop by this year, so I just wanted to check in and make sure he was OK. #BuckyvilleCares

Dude, i don’t care where you are from but Torbee is not some Quad City hack who sucked at his print job. The man has a podcast and probably drives a tricked out Neon Green Kia Soul while cruising around Betrendorf like a boss.

Congrats on your win—for realz—but leave Torbee alone—I cant wait to roll you fools in Madison next year!
 
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Wait. He has a podcast?

Now I know the cause of that vague feeling of a having a giant hole in my life. Does the podcast touch on his favorite craft beers? I may be in heaven.

Let me know how I can thank you.
 
Wait. He has a podcast?

Now I know the cause of that vague feeling of a having a giant hole in my life. Does the podcast touch on his favorite craft beers? I may be in heaven.

Let me know how I can thank you.

You can thank me by heading back on 151 North with your little Tail turnt. We’ll see you next year—when our offense is “running like a dream” and Stanley and Young will be back home and will take the trophy back where it belongs.

Look, go pray to your Saint Bucky because lord knows Torbee is probably at home crying because he has to go home to Davenport where he has to pay to park his lime green Kia Soul and he has to live above one bowling alley and below another bowling alley because his freelance work covering Pleasnt Valley JV volleyball doesn’t pay the bills.
 
You don't impress me, I've been to Van Nuys.

Cool story. Why are you coming back here to pick on Torbee? I understand that his prognostications have been worse than BF’s play calls and he accurately predicted Iowa beating Wisconsin at Kinnick once year during George W. Bush’s second term and has failed to correctly call a home game since then but that’s a great record. Oh, and I’m not your amigo, hombre.
 
12+ hours later and still no word from Torbee. Getting worried, can someone do a wellness check?
 
Dude has come to Buckyville every year forever. Acts like a jackwagon, and comes back next year, like clockwork.

He predicted a 10-point Hawkeye victory for last year's game (I won't remind you what happened).

He didn't stop by this year, so I just wanted to check in and make sure he was OK. #BuckyvilleCares
What is Buckyville?....sounds pretty ummm...well....let's just say....outside of the state of Wisconsin no-one cares. Good luck to your team the rest of the way.....your team is the Packers, right?
 
Go back to Buckyville, Torbee is not here. A messenger will be sent to your quarters when he arrives. Enjoy losing to Ohio State/Penn State/ Michigan.
 
36 hours and still no word.

Torbee, please say something, anything to let us know you're OK. Everyone in your hometown of Madison, WI cares about you. Please come "rap at us" as soon as you can, buddy.

XXOO,
Buckyville
 
Dude has come to Buckyville every year forever. Acts like a jackwagon, and comes back next year, like clockwork.

He predicted a 10-point Hawkeye victory for last year's game (I won't remind you what happened).

He didn't stop by this year, so I just wanted to check in and make sure he was OK. #BuckyvilleCares

Thank you.

We will kill @torbee ourselves.

You may go home now. :)

 
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36 hours and still no word.

Torbee, please say something, anything to let us know you're OK. Everyone in your hometown of Madison, WI cares about you. Please come "rap at us" as soon as you can, buddy.

XXOO,
Buckyville
Did you go to the BYU board like you do here?
 
Did you go to the BYU board like you do here?
Does Torbs post at the BYU board? Thanks for the tip.

Everyone at Buckyville is wearing these ribbons until we're sure that he's safe.
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Wow, I like @torbee . This is kind of hard to read.

I'm ready to meet any stinking badgers at a fight bar. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
I quit posting over there because about 5 of their regulars are insufferable assholes who don't know how to relax and just have fun with a rivalry.

They think Wisconsin is Alabama and Iowa is Kansas in football. Morons.
 
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I quit posting over there because about 5 of their regulars are insufferable assholes who don't know how to relax and just have fun with a rivalry.

They think Wisconsin is Alabama and Iowa is Kansas in football. Morons.

Just to be clear, I'll never kill you. :rolleyes:
 
I quit posting over there because about 5 of their regulars are insufferable assholes who don't know how to relax and just have fun with a rivalry.

They think Wisconsin is Alabama and Iowa is Kansas in football. Morons.
Trust me when I say that everyone at Buckyville is having a tremendous amount of fun with this rivalry.
 
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