How come Trump..
- Thread starter VodkaSam
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He's fake inside and out
Years of hypocrisy. Thanks for effing America right in the keister, Republicans.
She's still the hottest puppy killer on the planet. I hope the folks in PA are hiding their pets. Pew, pew, pew !!
He musta kicked that social media influencer to the curb already.
He's even worse in the Univision event. The paint is definitely getting thicker and more orange.
Somewhat evocative of an article I once read about the Congressional barber, who was said to hold something of a closely guarded technique for maintaining the late Strom Thurmond's hair "a color not found in nature."
The thing is, while many politicians sometimes have just truly horrific forms of cosmetology (Trump's skin color, Biden's and Schumer's plugs), if you have ever seen anybody elected to Senate or above up close, YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE THAT WORK DONE. YOU NEED THEM TO HAVE THAT WORK DONE. Because their very EXISTENCE, while GROTESQUE, does not hold a candle to their up-close appearance, which is often somewhat scaly.
We can't all be Jim Traficant.
The thing is, while many politicians sometimes have just truly horrific forms of cosmetology (Trump's skin color, Biden's and Schumer's plugs), if you have ever seen anybody elected to Senate or above up close, YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE THAT WORK DONE. YOU NEED THEM TO HAVE THAT WORK DONE. Because their very EXISTENCE, while GROTESQUE, does not hold a candle to their up-close appearance, which is often somewhat scaly.
We can't all be Jim Traficant.
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