How long is your erect penis?
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That and because we believe OP is trying to catfish us.
Tired Twat Is Wanting Wet Penis?
I'm hung like an iceberg....I'm huge you just can't see 90% of it.
Good thing if I squeeze my ass cheeks together I can get an extra half inch.
Good thing if I squeeze my ass cheeks together I can get an extra half inch.
No one cares about your dick if you pull up in a Porsche. Nobody.
I'll put you down for less than 4
Do what you want my man. No sweat off my sack 😉
The sweat on your sack is being pulled up into your tiny peehole. That's probably why you're so irritable.
Never measured mine but It's about the same size as my priest's growing up.
Two guys peeing off a bridge.
"That water is cold."
"Yeah, and it's deep, too".
"That water is cold."
"Yeah, and it's deep, too".
Tiny twit is working without peen? Is that you DirtyJohnson?
If I can’t make a joke on here - (and I think I’ve been here long enough that most of y’all know I’m just having fun and kidding around) I can switch to smack talk - you just let me know - mkay loser???
Here in Golden Years Heaven aka Florida Corvettes driven by old farts with too much gold jewelry seems to be the favorite. And they are also the most unappealing guys.
My Asian masseuse says it's the biggest she's rubbed in her life. Must be pretty big.
I've never measured, but can anyone tell me what kind of spider this is?
That just scared the 💩 out of me.I've never measured, but can anyone tell me what kind of spider this is?
The spider is scary too.
Alan Zweibel is a writer and producer who was among the original writers on Saturday Night Live, back when Gerald Ford was still president. Here’s his story of coming face to face with Milton Berle’s legendary penis.
Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, I think because in the early seventies I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Miltie was usually the roastmaster. You played to people’s stereotypes with those jokes —Jack Benny was the cheap one and so on — and with Berle, all I had known was he wore a dress on TV and supposedly stole everybody’s jokes. And also I learned early on that he was the guy with the big dick, one of the biggest m show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts.
Now fast forward a few years and I’m in Milton Berle’s dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He’s sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he’s wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, “You know, it’s so weird that I’m here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.” I said, “I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I’m talking to you — I feel like there’s some violation or something here.”
He says to me: “You mean you never saw it?” I said, “Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.” Then he said, “Well, would you like to?” And before I had a chance to say, “Not really” or “Can I think about it?” or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this — this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, “What do you think of the boy?” And I’m looking right at it and I go, “Oh, it’s really, really nice.”
At which point Gilda [Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It’s like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, “Yeah, it’s really, really nice.”
I tell Milton, “I’ll talk to you later,” closed the door, and left.
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Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, I think because in the early seventies I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Miltie was usually the roastmaster. You played to people’s stereotypes with those jokes —Jack Benny was the cheap one and so on — and with Berle, all I had known was he wore a dress on TV and supposedly stole everybody’s jokes. And also I learned early on that he was the guy with the big dick, one of the biggest m show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts.
Now fast forward a few years and I’m in Milton Berle’s dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He’s sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he’s wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, “You know, it’s so weird that I’m here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.” I said, “I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I’m talking to you — I feel like there’s some violation or something here.”
He says to me: “You mean you never saw it?” I said, “Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.” Then he said, “Well, would you like to?” And before I had a chance to say, “Not really” or “Can I think about it?” or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this — this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, “What do you think of the boy?” And I’m looking right at it and I go, “Oh, it’s really, really nice.”
At which point Gilda [Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It’s like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, “Yeah, it’s really, really nice.”
I tell Milton, “I’ll talk to you later,” closed the door, and left.
Milton Berle's Big Penis - When Milton Berle Showed Alan Zweibel His Big Dick
Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel comes face to face with Milton Berle's big penis. Or dick. Or Pepperoni. Whatever.
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