How long is your erect penis?

[jamesvanderwulf]

Like measuring a cat’s tail? From the butthole to the tip about 15 inches…

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Tiny twit is working without peen? Is that you DirtyJohnson?
If I can’t make a joke on here - (and I think I’ve been here long enough that most of y’all know I’m just having fun and kidding around) I can switch to smack talk - you just let me know - mkay loser???

Of course you can make a joke, but can you take a joke?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Here in Golden Years Heaven aka Florida Corvettes driven by old farts with too much gold jewelry seems to be the favorite. And they are also the most unappealing guys.

 

[goldmom]

Of course you can make a joke, but can you take a joke?

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Awww. I forgive you - this time. 😉

 

[Scott559]

Nobody is answering because everyone is 5-6.

This is HBOt, Not getting many answers because most posters don’t have one of these sitting around.

 

[JustSayOV]

Mine may not be very big around, but it sure is short.

 

[QChawks]

 

[Bonerfarts]

Big target or little target?

 

[mnole03]

I hit the wrong button! I hit the wrong button!

 

[drew_hawk]

I hit the wrong button! I hit the wrong button!

 

[GOHOX69]

Here in Golden Years Heaven aka Florida Corvettes driven by old farts with too much gold jewelry seems to be the favorite. And they are also the most unappealing guys.

I can picture that!

 

[ClarindaA's]

7.25

 

[HawkMachine]

7.25

Nobody likes a bragger.

 

[BelemNole]

7.25

ha, pussy.

7.27

 

[ClarindaA's]

Nobody likes a bragger.

There just wasn’t a category for 7-8

 

[Randon]

2" high and risn'!

 

[ihhawk]

There needs to be a 7-8 inch category