How many wipes is too many?

[CJ Beat Hard]

Pooping at work today and a guy comes in and rides sidecar. He takes care of business and gets out. But the guy wiped 8 times. I don’t know how he didn’t plug that thing. I feel like if you gotta wipe that much you need to see a doctor or learn better wiping techniques. So, how many wipes is too many?

 

[Huey Grey]

I shit and then take a shower. Wiping alone will never clean all the poop off.

 

[WDSMHAWK]

I don't know if I've ever counted my wipes let alone someone else's. But I'm going to I'm clean.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Pooping at work today and a guy comes in and rides sidecar. He takes care of business and gets out. But the guy wiped 8 times. I don’t know how he didn’t plug that thing. I feel like if you gotta wipe that much you need to see a doctor or learn better wiping techniques. So, how many wipes is too many?

*Images guy counting wipes in stall next to me aloud*

 

[NDallasRuss]

No max - however many wipes it takes for that fella to feel like he's reached an acceptable level of cleanliness.

 

[desihawk]

at work no number is too many, do whatever it takes to be sanitary
at home, even 1 is too many. use a bidet, uncivilized bastards

 

[MuscoHawk]

I believe the correct answer is however many it takes until the poo is gone.

 

[jasonrann]

Ask my maid.

 

[ATLNole1]

However many it takes

 

[BrianNole777]

Pooping at work today and a guy comes in and rides sidecar. He takes care of business and gets out. But the guy wiped 8 times. I don’t know how he didn’t plug that thing. I feel like if you gotta wipe that much you need to see a doctor or learn better wiping techniques. So, how many wipes is too many?

If it's free toilet paper, why not wipe a dozen times or so?

 

[BrianNole777]

I shit and then take a shower. Wiping alone will never clean all the poop off.

You wipe first then shower, right?

 

[jonesy5960]

You wipe first then shower, right?

That's not very efficient. It all ends up in the same place.

 

[NDallasRuss]

You wipe first then shower, right?

Or straight to the shower, where using the handheld is like opting for the "undercarriage rinse" at the drive through car wash?

 

[jonesy5960]

at work no number is too many, do whatever it takes to be sanitary
at home, even 1 is too many. use a bidet, uncivilized bastards

Exactly. 2 out of 4 bathrooms in the house have bidets. They're the only 2 that ever see me sitting.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Pooping at work today and a guy comes in and rides sidecar. He takes care of business and gets out. But the guy wiped 8 times. I don’t know how he didn’t plug that thing. I feel like if you gotta wipe that much you need to see a doctor or learn better wiping techniques. So, how many wipes is too many?

So many questions. How do you know the bolded part? Are you assuming he wiped only once every time he got new TP? Are you a wad and wipe just once man yourself? Or do you fold it up so you can wipe multiple times with the same four sheets like a responsible pooper?

 

[luvmyhawks]

Or straight to the shower, where using the handheld is like opting for the "undercarriage rinse" at the drive through car wash?

The undercarriage rinse is glorious.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

 

[Tenacious E]

So many questions. How do you know the bolded part? Are you assuming he wiped only once every time he got new TP? Are you a wad and wipe just once man yourself? Or do you fold it up so you can wipe multiple times with the same four sheets like a responsible pooper?

I'm a wad man myself. My son must be a fistful guy. It is crazy the amount of TP he goes through. Neither of us are efficient. As to the number of wipes, as many as it takes, depending on what was eaten thereby affecting the downstream product.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

I’ve counted. I’m routinely in the 30+ zone every time.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

220, 221…whatever it takes

 

[Colonoscopy]

 

[onlyTheObvious]

It’s clean when it’s clean.

Might be one might be 30 with water from sink if bidet isn’t option. If somebody in authority wants to audit my shit wiping just show me the forms.

 

[Colonoscopy]

I’ve counted. I’m routinely in the 30+ zone every time.

That a trans thing

 

[HawkMachine]

I’ve counted. I’m routinely in the 30+ zone every time.

 

[Jim Grizzly]

The takeaway: there are way too many of you walking around with shitty buttholes.

 

[Jcchawk]

I shit and then take a shower. Wiping alone will never clean all the poop off.

As much as you post on here I'm sure you don't work so that would be easy for you.

 

[MuscoHawk]

Nothing worse than being in the office, running out of portable Dude Wipes and having to use their sandpaper TP.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

It absolutely is.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

That a trans thing

Dunno. You tell me.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Dunno. You tell me.

I might just have to find out

 

[ButtersHawk]

I usually wipe until I see blood

 

[NDallasRuss]

I usually wipe until I see blood

The blood's how you know you got it clean!

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

1 is not enough and a thousand is too many.

Seriously, it is recommended to minimize wipes or use wet wipes as to not create issues such as hemorrhoids from wiping too hard or many times.

How do I know?…..