How to kill a wasp.

[lucas80]

I opened the patio door to walk outside, and in came a wasp as big as an Eisenhower silver dollar. I pinned it under the curtains as it flew to the sunlight. After stunning it I scooped it up in a paper towel, crushed it some more, then threw the paper towel in the fire pit and set it on fire.
I don't believe that was overkill. I'm thinking about dousing the ashes in lighter fluid and setting it ablaze again.

 

[pink shizzle]

 

[ping72]

I had a wasp in the house last night. I also obtained a paper towel, grabbed the wasp and squeezed until it popped.

I just threw mine in the trash, though.

 

[millah_22]

Don’t ya’ll use a flip flop like a normal person?

 

[noleclone2]

Don’t ya’ll use a flip flop like a normal person?

A flip flop? If I used a flip flop to hit a wasp, it would laugh at me right before it owned my ass.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Around our pool we used to have wasps. They like to build nests under our deck boards. Discovered a trick to crumple up a small paper bag and make it look like a hornets nest. We hang them randomly under our deck boards. No more wasps.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

I opened the patio door to walk outside, and in came a wasp as big as an Eisenhower silver dollar. I pinned it under the curtains as it flew to the sunlight. After stunning it I scooped it up in a paper towel, crushed it some more, then threw the paper towel in the fire pit and set it on fire.
I don't believe that was overkill. I'm thinking about dousing the ashes in lighter fluid and setting it ablaze again.

Appropriate. It was him or you. You don't let ANYONE come into your house and not get crushed.

 

[The Tradition]

Tennis racquet, bro.

 

[SalAunese]

 

[millah_22]

A flip flop? If I used a flip flop to hit a wasp, it would laugh at me right before it owned my ass.

you need the accuracy of a well seasoned abuela.

 

[noleclone2]

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

 

[The Tradition]

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Apparently, the camerawoman has a bee suit.

 

[MitchLL]

Just hit it hard enough to stun it. Then, pull it's wings off one by one.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

10 gauge goose gun would destroy that nest...

 

[Hawk_4shur]

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That guy is a colossal dumb ass,

 

[millah_22]

Just hit it hard enough to stun it. Then, pull it's wings off one by one.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

That guy is a colossal dumb ass,

That's the point. It's all bullshit.

 

[Jan Itor]

I opened the patio door to walk outside, and in came a wasp as big as an Eisenhower silver dollar. I pinned it under the curtains as it flew to the sunlight. After stunning it I scooped it up in a paper towel, crushed it some more, then threw the paper towel in the fire pit and set it on fire.
I don't believe that was overkill. I'm thinking about dousing the ashes in lighter fluid and setting it ablaze again.

You have to burn them or they come back to life.

 

[ICWestfan]

I opened the patio door to walk outside, and in came a wasp as big as an Eisenhower silver dollar. I pinned it under the curtains as it flew to the sunlight. After stunning it I scooped it up in a paper towel, crushed it some more, then threw the paper towel in the fire pit and set it on fire.
I don't believe that was overkill. I'm thinking about dousing the ashes in lighter fluid and setting it ablaze again.

I do that with ticks. Raid works just fine for wasp's. Of course you may be talking about white anglo-saxon protestants at which time I'd have to rethink things.

 

[SSG T]

Smack it between two hands.

 

[The Tradition]

Smack it between two hands.

One of your hands will get stung.

 

[Accipiter]

If it's a paper wasp, which I assume, they rarely will bother you unless you disturb their nest. If in the house, I place a small glass over them, tip them in or slide a piece of paper under the glass to trap them, then let them loose outside. Same with spiders or whatever. I think there are a lot of people that just shouldn't ever go outside; you guys are all such pussies, you just want to kill everything you run across. Actually, I think it's more mindlessness than pussiness; learn about and be interested in the natural world about you so you don't feel like it's just an interference with your life.

 

[The Tradition]

If it's a paper wasp, which I assume, they rarely will bother you unless you disturb their nest. If in the house, I place a small glass over them, tip them in or slide a piece of paper under the glass to trap them, then let them loose outside. Same with spiders or whatever. I think there are a lot of people that just shouldn't ever go outside; you guys are all such pussies, you just want to kill everything you run across. Actually, I think it's more mindlessness than pussiness; learn about and be interested in the natural world about you so you don't feel like it's just an interference with your life.

Hmmmm..... that's an interesting point.

Nah.. Stomp 'em.

 

[ping72]

Smack it between two hands.

chopsticks

 

[Greenway4Prez]

If it's a paper wasp, which I assume, they rarely will bother you unless you disturb their nest. If in the house, I place a small glass over them, tip them in or slide a piece of paper under the glass to trap them, then let them loose outside. Same with spiders or whatever. I think there are a lot of people that just shouldn't ever go outside; you guys are all such pussies, you just want to kill everything you run across. Actually, I think it's more mindlessness than pussiness; learn about and be interested in the natural world about you so you don't feel like it's just an interference with your life.

Wasps are worthless beings. They’re the only thing I try to kill on sight.

And groundhogs. And moles.

That’s it though.

 

[The Tradition]

Wasps are worthless beings. They’re the only thing I try to kill on sight.

And groundhogs. And moles.

That’s it though.

All squirrels must die.