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How young were you before the "Deflowering"?

DanL53

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Seventeenth Birthday. Back seat of a Bonneville. Just wondering if I was old or young for the awkward experiment.
 
13. I didn't know what I was doing. No wait, I had to be 14. It was 8th grade.
 
16, and it was a married woman (not a teacher - just someone I knew). The words hot dog and hallway come to mind.
 
16, and it was a married woman (not a teacher - just someone I knew). The words hot dog and hallway come to mind.

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Who de-flowered you? Did it hurt?

A kind young girl giving me a birthday present. It did not hurt. So, you're the second poster that has made a wise crack at my choice of description. This one made me chuckle a bit. I'm ignorant as to what to call it besides just losing virginity. Have you got a better term?
 
A kind young girl giving me a birthday present. It did not hurt. So, you're the second poster that has made a wise crack at my choice of description. This one made me chuckle a bit. I'm ignorant as to what to call it besides just losing virginity. Have you got a better term?


1.) a birthday present? you've got to be kidding.

2.) there are . . . . several . . . other terms.
 
A kind young girl giving me a birthday present. It did not hurt. So, you're the second poster that has made a wise crack at my choice of description. This one made me chuckle a bit. I'm ignorant as to what to call it besides just losing virginity. Have you got a better term?

So, she used a strap on? Interesting idea of a birthday present.
 
1.) a birthday present? you've got to be kidding.

2.) there are . . . . several . . . other terms.

Ahha, I see by the picture you posted I must have REALLY used the wrong term! Too bad I couldn't get some help with that. So I looked them up myself. :) I meant:

Landing the Martian Probe on Venus
Attending the Bush inaugural ball
Presenting Mr. Happy the key to Furry City
Entering Heaven's Gate
Finally having my weapon inspected
Took the NasTea plunge

Some slang that is surprisingly NOT (necessarily) about having sex:

A hog-killin' time
A lick and a promise
All down but nine
Balled up
Bang up
Beat the Devil around the stump
Between hay and grass
Blow

And more! At: http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~poindexterfamily/OldWestSlang.html

I hope that gets me off the hook.

And, yes, a birthday present. Why would I kid?
 
I was 16. Best fifteen seconds of my life. Probably not so much for her
Ahha, I see by the picture you posted I must have REALLY used the wrong term! Too bad I couldn't get some help with that. So I looked them up myself. :) I meant:

Landing the Martian Probe on Venus
Attending the Bush inaugural ball
Presenting Mr. Happy the key to Furry City
Entering Heaven's Gate
Finally having my weapon inspected
Took the NasTea plunge

Some slang that is surprisingly NOT (necessarily) about having sex:

A hog-killin' time
A lick and a promise
All down but nine
Balled up
Bang up
Beat the Devil around the stump
Between hay and grass
Blow

And more! At: http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~poindexterfamily/OldWestSlang.html

I hope that gets me off the hook.

And, yes, a birthday present. Why would I kid?


Because a birthday present is like a porn fantasy. What kind of chick does that?
 
Because a birthday present is like a porn fantasy. What kind of chick does that?

??? The kind that asked what I wanted for my birthday! I'd dated her for practically six months! What do you think I would ask for!?!?

I get it now! Some have the talk...I had the walk! We've got us a "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink" kind of thing going on here! :)

 
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Here! If were going to have some fun with poor Ol' DanL, at least I can play too! :D

 
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Just turned 15, gf (at the time) was 17. She didn't wanna "rush" things so she let me PIITB for a few months so it could be like we were "waiting." Whatever helped her sleep at night I guess.

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