16, and it was a married woman (not a teacher - just someone I knew). The words hot dog and hallway come to mind.
dandh has a lil smokie!16, and it was a married woman (not a teacher - just someone I knew). The words hot dog and hallway come to mind.
16, and it was a married woman (not a teacher - just someone I knew). The words hot dog and hallway come to mind.
dandh has a lil smokie!
Heard that! Sex so good that you need to eat a hotdog in the hallway afterwards.
Seventeenth Birthday. Back seat of a Bonneville. Just wondering if I was old or young for the awkward experiment.
Who de-flowered you? Did it hurt?
A kind young girl giving me a birthday present. It did not hurt. So, you're the second poster that has made a wise crack at my choice of description. This one made me chuckle a bit. I'm ignorant as to what to call it besides just losing virginity. Have you got a better term?
A kind young girl giving me a birthday present. It did not hurt. So, you're the second poster that has made a wise crack at my choice of description. This one made me chuckle a bit. I'm ignorant as to what to call it besides just losing virginity. Have you got a better term?
1.) a birthday present? you've got to be kidding.
2.) there are . . . . several . . . other terms.
I was 16. Best fifteen seconds of my life. Probably not so much for her
Ahha, I see by the picture you posted I must have REALLY used the wrong term! Too bad I couldn't get some help with that. So I looked them up myself. I meant:
Landing the Martian Probe on Venus
Attending the Bush inaugural ball
Presenting Mr. Happy the key to Furry City
Entering Heaven's Gate
Finally having my weapon inspected
Took the NasTea plunge
Some slang that is surprisingly NOT (necessarily) about having sex:
A hog-killin' time
A lick and a promise
All down but nine
Balled up
Bang up
Beat the Devil around the stump
Between hay and grass
Blow
And more! At: http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~poindexterfamily/OldWestSlang.html
I hope that gets me off the hook.
And, yes, a birthday present. Why would I kid?
Because a birthday present is like a porn fantasy. What kind of chick does that?
The sort that shaves. You know what that means.Because a birthday present is like a porn fantasy. What kind of chick does that?
The sort that shaves. You know what that means.
I was 16. Best fifteen seconds of my life. Probably not so much for her