Humpback whales are gay

[Joes Place]

Welp.....you had a nice recovery run, humpbacks....

Gonna hafta take you off the Endangered Species list now.

First Ever Footage of Humpback Whales Having Sex Raises Some Awkward Questions

A physical encounter between two humpback whales has been immortalized on film for the first time.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[alaskanseminole]

Welp.....you had a nice recovery run, humpbacks....

Gonna hafta take you off the Endangered Species list now.

First Ever Footage of Humpback Whales Having Sex Raises Some Awkward Questions

A physical encounter between two humpback whales has been immortalized on film for the first time.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[HawkinK.C.1]

Dammit, they're voting Democrat now too then?

 

[QChawks]

 

[millah_22]

These whales are about to find out that if you go woke, you go broke.

 

[jneffer]

we need to hear from alex jones on this...

 

[alaskanseminole]

we need to hear from alex jones on this...

Or Ben Shapiro.

 

[LunchBox50]

These whales are about to find out that if you go woke, you go broke.

This was a choice — they weren't born this way.

 

[TornadoHawk93]

So, the bigger healthier whale raped the other one? Nature shows all sides.

 

[ICHawk-I]

Why is everyone here blaming Dems for this? For all we know these could be conservative christian whales thinking they were alone in the middle of a big ocean where no one could see them and got caught?

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

This was a choice — they weren't born this way.

They did it for attention.

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

Why is everyone here blaming Dems for this? For all we know these could be conservative christian whales thinking they were alone in the middle of a big ocean where no one could see them and got caught?

Log Cabin Republican Whales.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Welp.....you had a nice recovery run, humpbacks....

Gonna hafta take you off the Endangered Species list now.

Well...yeah. They're not gonna prolong the species with dudes banging each other.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Whale rapes dying whale
Libs: SEE WHALES ARE GAY TOO

 

[FAUlty Gator]

 

[Joes Place]

Whale rapes dying whale
Libs: SEE WHALES ARE GAY TOO

So....the healthy whale was "straight", then?
You seem confused...

 

[Joes Place]

Clearly, we shouldn't have named them "hump"-backs.

They really took that name to heart....

 

[millah_22]

Brokeback fountain.

 

[OILCHECKER]

Maybe it was just a sperm whale identifying as a hump back whale.

 

[TJ8869]

“The sea was angry that day, my friends!”

 

[jonesy5960]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[IACub]

Clearly, we shouldn't have named them "hump"-backs.

They really took that name to heart....

Just wait until I tell you about sperm whales...

 

[Colonoscopy]

So....the healthy whale was "straight", then?
You seem confused...

It's that their example is a rapist. It's like using prison sex or something.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

“He repeatedly approached his unwell companion, holding him in place with his pectoral fins, and repeatedly penetrating the genital slit – the opening to the orifice in which the penis is usually concealed – with his own penis.”

So he raped him by…….scissoring him?

 

[NoleATL]

And a frozen embryo is non-binary.

 

[Joes Place]

It's that their example is a rapist.

A gay rapist, per your statement, spud.

Or, if you're a guy and you bang another injured guy, that's "normal" to you?

 

[Joes Place]

It's like using prison sex or something.

So, those whales were "imprisoned" in an all-male whale ocean?

 

[DirtyJohns97]

It's entirely possible that the 2nd whale identifies as female, so this isn't actually gay at all

 

[BlIIlken2]

Damn schools of fish, always grooming.

 

[Joes Place]

It's entirely possible that the 2nd whale identifies as female, so this isn't actually gay at all

Good point.

Might be a "bi" whale
Or, one that has gender dysphoria issues...

 

[HerkyOwnsCy]

I blame the covid vax and Jewish space lasers.

 

[Colonoscopy]

So, those whales were "imprisoned" in an all-male whale ocean?

A gay rapist, per your statement, spud.

Or, if you're a guy and you bang another injured guy, that's "normal" to you?

... Yes?

 

[BelemNole]

Clearly the whales were feeling peer pressure from all the Tik Toks