I had some cocaines with a couple friends last night. They think my dog Oreo might win the presidential election. Thoughts?

[SolarHawk]

Let’s do this!

 

[FlickShagwell]

Hard nah fam. Anyone who’s met Oreo knows he doesn’t have the temperament for the highest office.

 

[SeaPA]

Your dog is almost certainly a better candidate than the choices provided by us by the two main national parties, and is without question more mentally with it than either of them. Hell, my dog currently has more brain activity than either of them, and we had to put her down 9 months ago.

 

[SolarHawk]

Your dog is almost certainly a better candidate than the choices provided by us by the two main national parties, and is without question more mentally with it than either of them. Hell, my dog currently has more brain activity than either of them, and we had to put her down 9 months ago.

Oreo thanks you for your endorsement. #OREO2024

 

[Funky Bunch]

America's not ready for a bitch president. See 2016.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

I'd have to tell you guys sometime my dog park story. it's real long. not good for this thread.

 

[ButtersHawk]

What breed is Oreo?

 

[ottumwan in tx]

What breed is Oreo?

he said husky which makes sense on the colors

 

[ButtersHawk]

Huskys are ass. I'd rather vote for Hillary

 

[wausauhawk]

he said husky which makes sense on the colors

Likely from Siberia. Hard pass.

 

[Moral]

I think misogyny will probably create a hard obstacle to overcome.

 

[Scott559]

Likely from Siberia. Hard pass.

Tucker will be interviewing Oreo shortly.

 

[Chuck C]

 

[SolarHawk]

Spoiler alert, Oreo is made up. Happy Memorial Day Ya Filthy Animals!

 

[Moral]

Spoiler alert, Oreo is made up. Happy Memorial Day Ya Filthy Animals!

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Spoiler alert, Oreo is made up. Happy Memorial Day Ya Filthy Animals!

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[dgordo]

Who?

 

[SansAgain]

Oreo would probably shit on the floor of White House less than the other two geriatrics so I’m all in.

 

[SoProudNole]

Thoughts? I think OP is trying WAY too hard to achieve....something. Not sure what.

 

[SolarHawk]

Thoughts? I think OP is trying WAY too hard to achieve....something. Not sure what.

 

[Finance85]

Heck yeah!!! Oreo smarter than the people in the room, made up or not.

 

[Sharky1203]

Spoiler alert, Oreo is made up. Happy Memorial Day Ya Filthy Animals!

Still a better candidate than both of our choices in November.

Fake Oreo still has my vote.

 

[win4jj]

I’d vote for her. How was the coke?

 

[HawCory]

I went with "Nah fam" because Oreos are gross.
You should have named your fake dog "Chocolate Chip" or "Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie".

 

[SolarHawk]

I’d vote for her. How was the coke?