It's because the powers that be won't let Iowa win a national championship.
He started it!
He did it first!
I’m telling!
I get the context of the comic, and that social media has magnified the issue, but this has been going on for millennia.
Nice! I don’t care what anyone thinks, I used to love Limp Biscuit."It's all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip
It's all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin' that shit"
-Fredrick Von Durst