If Bonespurs could fit into a football uniform...

[sabula]

What would the uniform look like? What name and number would be on it? Could he fit his 290 lb, er... I mean 215 lb frame into it? Well I think the uniform would be orange. The name on the back would be 'Felony'. The number would be 34.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

What would the uniform look like? What name and number would be on it? Could he fit his 290 lb, er... I mean 215 lb frame into it? Well I think the uniform would be orange. The name on the back would be 'Felony'. The number would be 34.

Please don’t sully Walter’s legacy.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Instead of He Hate Me, “I Love Me”

 

[Jerome Silberman]

 

[DirtyJohns97]

 

[blackbones]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Hawks for Trump - 2016...

 

[sabula]

Hey good, he got a pretend uni with his IQ on it. Or is that the number of women he sexually abused so far this week?

 

[Mister_Man]

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[Randon]

Trump's refusal to reveal his medical records would automatically make him ineligible. However, even if he were eligible, his gross obesity would preclude finding him a football uniform that would fit. Hopefully the only uniform we'll ever see him in is a nice bright orange one from his jail cell.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

What would the uniform look like? What name and number would be on it? Could he fit his 290 lb, er... I mean 215 lb frame into it? Well I think the uniform would be orange. The name on the back would be 'Felony'. The number would be 34.

 

[sabula]

Too far over your head. Got it.