If the good captain was in fact a car, what make and model would he be. And why. Discuss.
If Kirk Ferentz was a car
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Toyota Camry
Gets you to and from
Reliable
Bit over priced but value in the long run
Car you never get rid of because of its dependability
Gets you to and from
Reliable
Bit over priced but value in the long run
Car you never get rid of because of its dependability
Kirk is a Honda minivan. Nothing glamorous about it and it’s for the family. It’s reliable, solid gas mileage, and long lasting, but not going to draw “oohs and ahs.” Every once in a while when it’s time to go on a road trip and you’ve got kids watching a movie in the backseat and tons of room, you’ll be really glad you have it.
Note: I do not have a Honda minivan, but my family did growing up.
Note: I do not have a Honda minivan, but my family did growing up.
In 1768, the first steam powered automobile capable of human transportation was built by Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot.
This would be Kirk.... much like his theory of modern college football..
matches this car... old, outdated, boring, routine....
You suck. Also, how are you going to complain about the fans walking in front of you at Hawkeye games, when you are also going to complain about the product in front of you at Hawkeye games? You must be miserable
Humvee. Handles well in bumpy terrain but not the best when the road looks smooth. Guzzles a lot of gas.
Mercedes-Benz well built , dependable and lasts you 30 years before you ever think of getting rid of it. Then you just replace with another one newer model
Like a rock
I was as strong as I could be
Like a rock
Nothing ever got to me
Like a rock
Oh, like a rock
America is still the land of rugged individualists. And everyone of them demands something different from their Chevy truck. But they all want the same thing. The most dependable, longest lasting trucks on the road.
I was as strong as I could be
Like a rock
Nothing ever got to me
Like a rock
Oh, like a rock
America is still the land of rugged individualists. And everyone of them demands something different from their Chevy truck. But they all want the same thing. The most dependable, longest lasting trucks on the road.
Why do you lose so many shoes putting them up people's a** for blocking your view of 'old, outdated, boring, routine' games? Fan of the opposition?
Off tackle empire actually did an article about what each program would be as a car. Too lazy to link but it’s out there.
what ever is it... it has a lifetime bumper to bumper warranty. Gonna drive this baby til it falls apart.
A 1999 Volvo wagon. Classy, even if it's not pretty. Safe, dependable, excellent for the long haul.
Maybe a delorean .... seemed kinda cool when it came out ... now maybe appears a little dated ....
You put in an unneeded period. You meant to say "why discuss.?"
And also the correct grammar is "If Ferentz were a car."
I could also see him as a USED car salesman also. I was one once. Got CANNED.Go Hawks.BIG game. Could set tone for rest of year.PTC D-line+ Noah.
If its so damned outdated and boring, why do you get all cranked up when someone walks in front of you at games. You are a doof.
A "doof"?.....what a horrible thing to say
Kirk is a Buick. Of those new Buicks that is loaded with features and comfort. You love your Buick. Preforms well, easy to drive, low maintenance, looks fairly sharp curbside. But we all have that one friend who is like, "But its a Buick".
Anything sturdy, not flashy, gets you to and from without fanfare. You know what you're getting as soon as you see it on the lot.
I never owned one myself, but for some reason the question brought to mind the Buick LeSabre my grandfather drove.
I never owned one myself, but for some reason the question brought to mind the Buick LeSabre my grandfather drove.
There are some great choices above. But, this is the first image that popped in my head.
He's changing his name
From Kirk to Karen
He's trading his MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a coach with offensive imagination and a good defense
From Kirk to Karen
He's trading his MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a coach with offensive imagination and a good defense
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Toyota Camry is a perfect analogy. Foe motorcycle enthusiasts I have long compared him to a Honda super hawk.
This be Kirk.
What on da inside don't look like what's on the outside.
What on da inside don't look like what's on the outside.
