If Kirk Ferentz was a car
- Thread starter Kinnick.At.Night
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The Aztec.Obvious answer is obvious.
Doodle, you've lost it. Kirk is not an Aztec kind of guy. He don't fish, and he don't camp.
Kirk would be a Checker cab. Good for a million miles, but no performance.
Your car knowledge is lacking. Like all German cars Mercedes are one of the worst made cars for the long hall and only good for five years tops. Then they’ll break you trying to keep it on the road and you’ll be pissed you’re stuck with an overpriced POS you can’t get rid of. That’s not KF.
This is what you guys talk about the day before a game?? Man, my team must be really boring to play.
Tomorrow should be a good game, really like your football program and always find myself rooting for them. Probably because of how much fun Ive had on trips to Iowa City. Can't say the same about your basketball team since you guys always upset us if we get a decent ranking.
Tomorrow should be a good game, really like your football program and always find myself rooting for them. Probably because of how much fun Ive had on trips to Iowa City. Can't say the same about your basketball team since you guys always upset us if we get a decent ranking.
You kind of nailed it but wrong Buick. He's a 85 Buick Century with the 4 cyl 2.5 ltr Iron Horse. A good, sensible car. I had one and when it got up to 175,000 miles I decided to sell it because I "wanted something newer." Dumb, dumb, dumb. I used to change the oil at about 4,000 miles and I'd check oil and it would still be full, look like brand new oil and have no blow-by smell at all. I still sold it. Dumb, dumb, dumb. But Ferentz.
Really, nobody is an Aztec kind of guy. Except maybe Doodle but I think he did it just to annoy people.The Aztec.
Doodle, you've lost it. Kirk is not an Aztec kind of guy. He don't fish, and he don't camp.
GMC Sierra SLE 1500 4wd 6.2, Looks good, dependable, comfortable, don't mess with it.
GarBar... "Well...we have the extended warranty.....so...ya know......"
Only you could love an Aztec doodle. I know you were proud of the old doodle mobile, and may it R.I.P., but those things fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An ice cream truck. An ice cream truck that only serves vanilla. It's damn good vanilla and gets you full and 90% of the time you are satisfied. But once or twice a year you think what if only it had chocolate it would have taken your taste buds to the next level.
Ummmm.... this is frickin hilarious. This is what the internet and world wide web and a stoopid sports message board is made for. Thank to you all Hawkeye fanatics (please correct grammar and punctuation, speling too) for making me laugh. Please vote, stay well, be kind....
Model T errr Model A.
Model T errr Model A.
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
HB Legend
Whatever model he'd be...any computer diagnostic report would be full of cliched generalizations.
"get a tune up"="we need to clean up a few things"
"works as designed"="that's football"
"time to replace _____part"="he's a little banged up right now"
etc
"get a tune up"="we need to clean up a few things"
"works as designed"="that's football"
"time to replace _____part"="he's a little banged up right now"
etc
