If this place had a Favorite Poster Award...

[Jakeleg Jake]

I would put my 2 cents in for natural. He may be a thug in real life but around here he keeps it civil...even when he thinks you are wrong and stupid. Zings you without the full court press most of you guys have...would be impossible for me to ever call him names.

 

[naturalmwa]

Thanks buddy, but I have my moments. For my money I'd give it to OiT. He takes a lot of crap around here and just keeps plugging his brand of entertaining crazy with a smile.

 

[moral_victory]

I post here because there isn't a favorite poster award.

 

[BABiscuit]

It always amazes me how civil Natural can be. People such as the OP come off as jackwad racists that deserve our contempt. Somehow natural can keep it civil.

 

[TJ8869]

Natural seems like a pretty good guy. But if he ever offers you Molly, don't take it. You might wake up with a size 7 poop chute.

 

[millah_22]

My favorite is WWJD. He's totally the best. I hope he never stops posting.

 

[naturalmwa]

Natural seems like a pretty good guy. But if he ever offers you Molly, don't take it. You might wake up with a size 7 poop chute.

Molly doesn't work that way. On Molly you would be more concerned about making sure your poop chute was to my liking and there is no way you are sleeping. Molly makes you annoyingly nice and empathetic and concerned about other's good time while it energizes and makes your skin feel orgasmic. If I ever get made king of the planet, I'm putting it in the water supply.

 

[uniFIGHTuniFIGHT]

You know how amazing it is when your baby discovers its hands? Pure MDMA is rediscovering your own hands as if you're watching your baby discover its hands.

 

[TJ8869]

On Molly you would be more concerned about making sure your poop chute was to my liking

Which is exactly why I'll never take Molly. I don't care if anyone likes my poop chute and I prefer to keep it that way.

 

[unIowa]

Thanks buddy, but I have my moments. For my money I'd give it to OiT. He takes a lot of crap around here and just keeps plugging his brand of entertaining crazy with a smile.

The giants of HROT are turning over in their graves.

 

[uniFIGHTuniFIGHT]

Which is exactly why I'll never take Molly. I don't care if anyone likes my poop chute and I prefer to keep it that way.

How about once a year? It might make the annual procto appointment more bearable. You don't have to resent the experience just to prove that you're straight.

 

[naturalmwa]

The giants of HROT are turning over in their graves.

Swag?

 

[unIowa]

Swag?

Were you here when Flick went on his OiT meltdown? It was glorious crying at its finest, he never really recovered as a poster after that point.

 

[naturalmwa]

How about once a year? It might make the annual colonoscopy more bearable. You don't have to resent the experience just to prove that you're straight.

Can you even imagine that poor doctor as the guy moaned and pushed back and turned his head and smiled ? OK, well I can imagine. This thread has gotten awfully gay and I think I need a "molly" break.

 

[naturalmwa]

Were you hear when Flick went on his OiT meltdown? It was glorious crying at its finest, he never really recovered as a poster after that point.

I think so, I think that's where I'm pulling the reference although I can't actually recall who prompted the whole exchange.

 

[uniFIGHTuniFIGHT]

Can you even imagine that poor doctor as the guy moaned and pushed back and turned his head and smiled ? OK, well I can imagine. This thread has gotten awfully gay and I think I need a "molly" break.

As a former UI parking and transportation employee, I loved the customers who'd gladly bend over and take it. "Oh, your kid has leukemia? That'll be $17. Yes, for parking. Thank you."

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

I post here because there isn't a favorite poster award.

Glad to know that because like me you wouldn't get it anyway...

 

[naturalmwa]

Glad to know that because like me you wouldn't get it anyway...

OMG! Keep dishing like that and you might be in line.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

It always amazes me how civil Natural can be. People such as the OP come off as jackwad racists that deserve our contempt. Somehow natural can keep it civil.

I believe in keeping it real biscuit breath...if it seems racist to you it is because you perceive it to be just that.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

Thing I like about HROT is you can post just about anything and there are always people who will respond to it...like the fat crazy food guy...if it looks good eat it.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Swag?

Nope, I'll let you have your time in the sun!

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

OMG! Keep dishing like that and you might be in line.

That wasn't the "get it" I was referring to...calm down buddy.

 

[uniFIGHTuniFIGHT]

Thing I like about HROT is you can post just about anything and there are always people who will respond to it...like the fat crazy food guy...if it looks good eat it.

You don't want to jump in the water and scream "GOT YA GOOD DIPSHITS" at the fish when you're trolling.

 

[fivecardstud14]

I just assumed Jake was Arbitr8.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

I just assumed Jake was Arbitr8.

Arbi is an angry man all the time...I have my moments of bonding.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

You don't want to jump in the water and scream "GOT YA GOOD DIPSHITS" at the fish when you're trolling.

I don't troll...I'm totally sincere about everything I post.

 

[IMCC965]

Can you even imagine that poor doctor as the guy moaned and pushed back and turned his head and smiled ? OK, well I can imagine. This thread has gotten awfully gay and I think I need a "molly" break.

Ew

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

Ew

Ew

Are you offering up your little chomping monster as a playmate for our buddy?

 

[dgordo]

Natural seems like a pretty good guy. But if he ever offers you Molly, don't take it. You might wake up with a size 7 poop chute.

In my younger day I would have done a bunch of molly with him. (no homo, i just liked drugs)

 

[stillh8unlv]

My favorite is WWJD. He's totally the best. I hope he never stops posting.

I doubt you have to worry about that happening

 

[naturalmwa]

In my younger day I would have done a bunch of molly with him. (no homo, i just liked drugs)

Fair warning, I get pretty handsy on Molly.

 

[MitchL]

I'm going with the board mods, since the rules have been relaxed from years ago. Took it off of premium and nearly impossible to get banned.

in summary... Unless you are a total douche, this is the place for some of the wackiest crap on the interweb.

 

[ParkerHawk]

Fair warning, I get pretty handsy on Molly.

If it's anything like blow, I might get a little mouthy

 

[Herkmeister]

Fair warning, I get pretty handsy on Molly.

I just didn't want to know that about you. I just didn't. Dang.........

 

[unIowa]

I think so, I think that's where I'm pulling the reference although I can't actually recall who prompted the whole exchange.

It was Flickshagwell that absolutely melted down on OiT for him doing OiT things.

 

[uniFIGHTuniFIGHT]

I'm going with the board mods, since the rules have been relaxed from years ago. Took it off of premium and nearly impossible to get banned.

in summary... Unless you are a total douche, this is the place for some of the wackiest crap on the interweb.

Huh? Are you happy or disappointed that OT was finally made OT again?

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

I couldn't hand out a favorite poster award, because.........you're all my favorite posters!!!


Except for that one guy. That guy's an a**hole.

 

[DrVenkman]

A thread with a bunch of dudes blowing Natural.

i guess that's progress.

 

[ghost80]

Wait a minute......Natural doesn't like tacos????????????????????????????

 

[PCBHAWK]

I believe in keeping it real biscuit breath...if it seems racist to you it is because you perceive it to be just that.

I would say the perception runs deep with most sensible posters on this site.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

The giants of HROT are turning over in their graves.

I like natural as well. funny how that works. maybe we are the same person....