If you could live inside an ass

[Colonoscopy]

Which ass would it be? You can pick any ass as long it belongs to a living thing

 

[jonesy5960]

I'm sensing a theme here...

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

 

[millah_22]

Trad's wife's.

 

[Huey Grey]

Probably the ass of a tree. Spacious. Dry. Relatively comfortable. That is until a big ol tree dick comes a sliding in.

 

[Scott559]

 

[Colonoscopy]

Trad's wife's.

I like the cut of your jib. You're promoted to ass Sargent

 

[Derekd3408]

User name checks out.

 

[millah_22]

User name checks out.

OP Is Lemmiwinks

 

[HawkBall23]

Doesn't matter what sphincter you choose, you're gonna have to live with shitty interior decorating.

But at least the drapes will match the carpet.

 

[Thunderlips71]

I’m very confused by this thread - is “Salma Hayek’s ass” an acceptable answer?

 

[ButtersHawk]

I’m very confused by this thread - is “Salma Hayek’s ass” an acceptable answer?

It's not only acceptable, it's actually the correct answer

 

[General Tso]

Probably this one

 

[IowaMeatMan]

 

[IowaMeatMan]

 

[jonesy5960]

There's a lot of username clarification happening in this thread.

 

[chosen.one]

 

[IowaMeatMan]

 

[millah_22]

It's not only acceptable, it's actually the correct answer

maybe 30 years ago

 

[NDallasRuss]

I'm going for the de-luxe apartment.

 

[Thunderlips71]

I'm going for the de-luxe apartment.

Kim Kardashian was already claimed by IowaMeatMan

 

[millah_22]

I'm going for the de-luxe apartment.

Moo Deng, noooooo

 

[Hawksfinal4]

Ouch