If you could slap anyone in the face who would it be?

[Jimmy McGill]

There are so many douchebags and bad people to slap I can’t decide. Therefore, I’ll slap:

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[h-hawk]

Jake Sullivan - the protector of Russia.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

 

[95Hawk]

Virginia Halas McCaskey.

If you know, you know.

 

[Scruddy]

AROD, @lucas80 , Isiah Thomas, Paul Rudd, @Scruddy , the weather guy, that rat faced dude on Fox Sports, and also, Santos (because he'd like it)

You'd get beat up bro lol

 

[seminoleed]

paul finebaum
steve spurrier
every member of last year's college football playoff selection committee

You beat me to the first two; I'd also consider Nancy Pelosi and Urban Liar.

 

[JMNSHO]

I don’t anticipate getting much out of slapping someone in the face. Can I slap someone’s ass instead?

 

[alaskanseminole]

paul finebaum

 

[JWolf74]

Pleasantly surprised that I haven't been named, yet.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Skip Bayless
Angel Reese

 

[McLovin32]

Paul Pierce

 

[Vic Vaselino]

Sorry, has to be Trump. Would love to slap that silly smirk off his face.

 

[Tenacious E]

CANNOT SAY TRUMP, HARRIS, BIDEN ETC.

Not a politic thread. Who is that famous person you just want to slap the s**t out of?

Give me Jimmy Fallon all day.

Does being an HORT poster count as being famous?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Gary Barta


I'd pry be willing to break my.hand on that dudes face.

 

[JustSayOV]

I mow my No-Pic's aunt's yard (and do snow removal) in exchange for boat storage in her garage.....the neighbor to the South just has complete disregard for the property line and apparently is incapable of mowing in a straight line....he must be a psychopath.

Extends and turns into the aunts yards in uneven turns, perpendicular mow lines at the property line have gaps in them (like full mower width).....drives me nuts. How you don't just mow your border around the perimeter and stay within it is beyond me. (not to mention he scalps the living piss out of the grass)

I would really like to slap that guy. SOTE

 

[TennNole17]

OP should be limited to posters on this site. It would go fine.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Mark Levin. F that guy and his annoying voice.

 

[HawCory]

The Pope. He has likely never been hit/slapped and I'd be interested to see how he took it.

 

[BubsFinn]

Anthony Fauci.
He’s a lying scumbag, corporate-owned piece of s***. His lies cost the lives of millions of people world wide.

 

[mro1978]

Klaus Schwab

 

[luvmyhawks]

Op's mom is famous around here and I slapped that ass last night.

 

[Tenacious E]

Anthony Fauci.
He’s a lying scumbag, corporate-owned piece of s***. His lies cost the lives of millions of people world wide.

I'm not up on my Fauci hate. Fauci cost the lives of millions of people and not COVID? Pray tell.

 

[IACub]

Tucker Effing Carlson, like 800 times.

 

[seminoleed]

Mrs. (Nopics) Ed says she wants to slap George Soros.

 

[speak34]

Political-ish Jesse Waters

Otherwise it is Joe Tessitore for sure, can not stand his voice.

 

[lucas80]

I don’t anticipate getting much out of slapping someone in the face. Can I slap someone’s ass instead?

Many times I have satisfied Salma Hayek's requests to slap that ass.

 

[Gus is dead]

Trevor Noah.

Boy needs his ass kicked just for being such a pompous ass with zero self awareness he is one.

 

[jellyfish10]

Greg Gutfeld.

 

[ANYCHawk]

@McLovin32

 

[McLovin32]

@McLovin32

 

[stickman80]

Donald Trump. He’s a lying scumbag, corporate-owned piece of s***. His lies cost the lives of millions of people world wide.

FIFY

 

[Underscore2]

Van Jones.

 

[desihawk]

anyone willing to risk a timeout/ban to create a parody thread for this one?

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Vanna White............again.

Don't ask.

 

[ClarindaA's]

Every woman in the videos this girl is talking about.

 

[Speedway1]

Seth Meyers
Beth Mowins
Chuck Todd
Keith Olberman

 

[seminoleed]

Seth Meyers
Beth Mowins
Chuck Todd
Keith Olberman

Good pick on Olberman.

 

[millah_22]

the current oldest person in the world

 

[boxahawks]

Moe, Curly or Larry