If you had to pick a random vehicle in which you couldn't see the driver

[BABiscuit]

and you had to have sex with the driver, what make and model of vehicle would you choose?

 

[HallofFame]

I figure the person driving probably has long hair so if I shut my eyes real tight I should be ok.

 

[KitingHigh]

VW bug. Newer version, not the old one.

I've never seen a guy voluntarily driving one of those.

 

[Wahawk56]

 

[HawkAttackDial911]

If you can't guarantee the sex, then it has to be some type of minivan. If you can guarantee a female at least, I'd go with a sporty Audi. That usually means no kids.

 

[Wahawk56]

VW bug. Newer version, not the old one.

I've never seen a guy voluntarily driving one of those.

Just beat me to it.

 

[SSG T]

Since these replaced the minivan as the ultimate soccer mom car...

 

[Derekd3408]

She's got cash and won't be a heffer. If a man owns that car then I'm sure he will be tender.

 

[DrVenkman]

Got to be a frustrated soccer mom.

 

[hawkifann]

Got to be a frustrated soccer mom.

Ha! My wife drives one of these....more baseball mom than soccer mom, though.

 

[baycity4]

 

[IowaHawkIT]

 

[2bagger22]

If I'm in Iowa City I want a Lexus RX with Illinois plates. Guaranteed to be either a suburban sorority chick with loose morals or her mother with looser morals, a bad marriage, and her husbands credit card.

 

[Pepperman]

Some good answers already, but the best answer (at least for central Iowa) seems to be:

The GMC Acadia. Start looking at the female drivers of the Acadia. They are almost always good looking women.

 

[JWolf74]

The one driving the red car.

 

[TJ8869]

If you can't guarantee the sex, then it has to be some type of minivan.

I drive a minivan. If we're gonna do this then I'm pitching and you're catching.

 

[shank hawk]

I move that HROT be shut down for the remainder of the year due to the best post ever. Can I get a 2nd?

 

[ping72]

Women are more than twice as likely as a man to choose a Kia.

 

[Chuck C]

 

[TJ8869]

I'm pretty sure that's a dude's car.

 

[ping72]

I'm pretty sure that's a dude's car.

He knows.

 

[torbee]

and you had to have sex with the driver, what make and model of vehicle would you choose?

Nine times out of 10, this vehicle is carrying a well-put together, classy, MILFish soccer mom:

GREAT topic, btw. Well done!

 

[danish_hawkeye]

 

[moral_victory]

 

[torbee]

 

[BABiscuit]

Nine times out of 10, this vehicle is carrying a well-put together, classy, MILFish soccer mom:

GREAT topic, btw. Well done!

This was the vehicle I was thinking of when I started the thread. VW Bug was also a good suggestion. Pretty much guarantees a female, but a decent chance they will be young. So I guess Lexus SVU for a milf, bug for high school. That's a hard one.

 

[dgordo]

do not google milf car at work.

 

[moral_victory]

do not google milf car at work.

Luckily I control the logs and the content filter.

 

[dgordo]

Luckily I control the logs and the content filter.

Then you should definitely do a Google image search for milf car.

 

[moral_victory]

Then you should definitely do a Google image search for milf car.

I did. Having a hard time finding anything that isn't NSFW. Scroll wheel on my mouse might not make it.

 

[tumorboy]

 

[moral_victory]

I have a good feeling about that van.

 

[thewop]

WINNER!!!

 

[torbee]

MILF Car would be a great TV show - better than Cash Cab.

 

[bladel]

Same idea as Torbee, but a bit more up-market: Mercedes Minivan.

 

[Pepperman]

This was the vehicle I was thinking of when I started the thread. VW Bug was also a good suggestion. Pretty much guarantees a female, but a decent chance they will be young. So I guess Lexus SVU for a milf, bug for high school. That's a hard one.

Respectfully disagree, or at least request an amendment to the above.

VW Bug - no problem with this answer or how it is defined.

Lexus RX however is NOT a "milf" car at all. It appeals to women who are 45+ and rich. So it is only slightly incorrectly defined here.

I'm telling you guys, keep an eye on GMC Acadia's. While I do know a guy that drives one, the women you will see driving this car are almost always 28-40 years old and good looking. I would submit the GMC Acadia is the "milf car of choice"

 

[torbee]

Same idea as Torbee, but a bit more up-market: Mercedes Minivan.

Haha, Bladel wants to pork a mid-level corporate accountant.

 

[Lone Clone]

I move that HROT be shut down for the remainder of the year due to the best post ever. Can I get a 2nd?

Second.

 

[bladel]

Haha, Bladel wants to pork a mid-level corporate accountant.

Maybe. What does she look like? Or were you making a misogynistic joke about women in the workplace?

 

[bladel]

Respectfully disagree, or at least request an amendment to the above.

VW Bug - no problem with this answer or how it is defined.

Lexus RX however is NOT a "milf" car at all. It appeals to women who are 45+ and rich. So it is only slightly incorrectly defined here.

I'm telling you guys, keep an eye on GMC Acadia's. While I do know a guy that drives one, the women you will see driving this car are almost always 28-40 years old and good looking. I would submit the GMC Acadia is the "milf car of choice"

I think this is what Goergs drives. I'll let him know you're interested.