If you handcuff a lady, stuff her in the back of a car, put that car on a train track and a train hits it, you go to jail, right?

[lonestar50]

What is up with insulting Northern and his wife??

That seems childish at best.

Hi. I'm HORT. Have we met?

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Hi. I'm HORT. Have we met?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

That's the best I've got.

 

[HawkeyeHitman]

What else do you fantasize about?

Bernie Sanders and Che Guevara

 

[NewVicHawkeye]

Artist recreation of the incident

Audio version of the Salty Sam and Sweet Sue incident here.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

What if said lady enjoys being handcuffed, having it stuffed in her backside, then being part of a train?

Go on...
Sincerely,
Mel