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If you were magically transported back to 1985, how would you make your fortune?

There’s a book called Replay by Ken Grimwood. Sort of like this. Guy has a heart attack and goes back to the age of 20 or so. Makes a fortune in stocks and sports betting. He’s miserable as his previous wife wants nothing to do with him. Then he does it again, and he’s miserable because he misses his daughter. Does a replay on drugs. Another in isolation on a farm. Eventually meets two other people doing this, one who is a serial killer. Anyway goes from replay to replay. Not bad for a light read.

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You turned 100 dollars into 1M?
NO, BUT, but its still making money today, DIVIDENDS. Had no idea what to buy my grandson who was 6 months old that Christmas. Walking through the mall i saw many kids lined up going into a small store selling shoes, so i asked one of the kids, said they were waiting to buy new NIKE BB shoes. So after talking to an investor, he said it may be worth the risk to buy NKG, but go small.
 
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I’ve been flipping junk on eBay for 20 years. Going back to 1985 to do it is like shooting fish in a barrel. Lots of rare valuable stuff in 2023 was cheap and common in 1985. It would be a blast and $100 could be turned into a million in no time, perhaps on just one flip!
 
on jan 1 1986, i would make an appointment to meet with a fabulously wealthy gambler of the female persuasion who has an interest in football. i would bet her 20K (keeping it reasonably small so that she takes the bet) telling her that the iowa running back who never fumbles will fumble the ball not once or twice or thrice but four times that day. knowing that i don't have a dime to my name, she might refuse to take the bet. that's when i show her my hrot worthy dong and offer to pleasure her for 1 year straight if i lose.

once i have the 20K, i'll invest it like the others in this thread are saying

Too soon.
 
Microsoft stock

Edit - It wasn't public until 1986. If you put $50,000 into it then, you'd have close to 500,000 shares now, generating dividends of over $1.3MM annually. The stock, itself, would be worth almost $120MM.

I could live on that.
This right here.
 
Could you imagine buying land in the Destin area in 1985. Mid bay bridge and Destin commons didn't exist....
I know quite a few people around me whose families owned houses in South Walton since the 40s and 50s who became wealthy selling them in the 2000s. I had a chance to buy lots in a subdivision off CR30A for $25k each in the mid 80s while I was still living in West Palm Beach. At the time, I never thought we'd move up here and didn't want to be an absentee property owner. Stoopid.
 
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My dad had an opportunity in the early 50s to get an acre of frontage in Mexico Beach for $75. He passed…too broke. That land would be north of a half million today.
I know quite a few people around me whose families owned houses in South Walton since the 40s and 50s who became wealthy selling them in the 2000s. I had a chance to buy lots in a subdivision off CR30A for $25k each in the mid 80s while I was still living in West Palm Beach. At the time, I never thought we'd move up here and didn't want to be an absentee property owner. Stoopid.
It’s kind of telling how common “what ifs” revolve around missed real estate opportunities.

Mine is outside Sequim, Washington. Mom moved up there around 15 years ago. She has property overlooking the water…her house has more than tripled in value.

Anyway, she tipped me off to a plot of land that overlooked the water that was selling for 15k. She suggested it as a investment if I didn’t want to move there…

Had the money, didn’t do it…if I had it now I’d probably be able to sell it for way
over 100k 😢
 
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Go back a few more years and I would join a friend investing in cell phone area leases offered by the gubmint. He worked for me and tried to get me to go in with him and a group. $5K up front from each member to enter a lottery - the catch being if your group isn't chosen you lose it all. If your group was chosen, you could develop the area or sell it to a cell phone company. I passed. Of course, his group was chosen for one of the largest areas and his cut was $2.5M. On a $5,000 investment.
 
I'd make mine off these bad boys!

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Ok saw this thread late, If went back to the 1980's particularly early 1980's would do a couple things. Obviously could gamble a bit. The trick on this is to spread it out. Do a hit here or there not big money, just enough to supplement income to put into investments. Someone said they don't remember when stocks went up and down. I disagree that part is pretty easy. Buy BRK and or WMT for me in the early 80's, continue to plow money into those. WMT tops out for me in about 2000, switch over to AMZN, and then around 2008 start looking for Netflix. As to land, see if can purchase some cheap farmland to rent out in western Iowa after the farm crisis. At $200 to $300 an acre, could try to strike a deal with a farmer to pay on an installment contract then rent it out. A little tougher starting out for the first year or two, but things would get much better shortly after. Can use gambling winnings or wages to keep the payments going. By some land around Lake Okoboji as well. Should be Pretty well set at that point. As to the stocks we all know the major pivot points, black Monday, the big crashes in recent memory, 2000, 2008, Covid 2020. Buy some puts during those time periods. Almost forgot, buy some bitcoin in 2008-2010 era for $1-$3 a bitcoin. May even consider getting some equipment to produce.
 
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Seems like arriving in the mid 80's with no money, no home, and no family to fall back on would make things extremely difficult.

Finding work when you are homeless can't change clothes or take a shower is pretty difficult. Then if you can dig yourself out of that you have to move from work that just pays the bills to work where you could invest just a little bit into a company you know will be successful.

Of course it's freaking easy if you arrive with your savings and can set yourself up with a place to live, then find a job, then invest.

Crawling out of the hole where you have no home and no one to fall back on seems pretty tough.
 
Seems like arriving in the mid 80's with no money, no home, and no family to fall back on would make things extremely difficult.

Finding work when you are homeless can't change clothes or take a shower is pretty difficult. Then if you can dig yourself out of that you have to move from work that just pays the bills to work where you could invest just a little bit into a company you know will be successful.

Of course it's freaking easy if you arrive with your savings and can set yourself up with a place to live, then find a job, then invest.

Crawling out of the hole where you have no home and no one to fall back on seems pretty tough.
Still the common knowledge you have is so insanely valuable that you could make it work on day one.

Richard Ramirez is the Night Stalker. Ted Kazinsky is the Unabomber. You know Chernobyl is going to happen. You know how bad it really was. You know about Iran-Contra. You know the Challenger is going to explode with Sally Ride onboard. You even know that Prince Charles is cheating on Diana with Camilla Parker Bowles.
 
Start with taking UCLA in the Rose Bowl (Jan 86) for as much money as you could.

Take Ronnie Harmon for 4 fumbles. Had to be incredible odds.

Then buy all your tech stocks.
 
Here in dc it seems like there are just a ton of people who have lived a very very nice life following their early days at a little company called aol.
 
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Still the common knowledge you have is so insanely valuable that you could make it work on day one.

Richard Ramirez is the Night Stalker. Ted Kazinsky is the Unabomber. You know Chernobyl is going to happen. You know how bad it really was. You know about Iran-Contra. You know the Challenger is going to explode with Sally Ride onboard. You even know that Prince Charles is cheating on Diana with Camilla Parker Bowles.

K but how do you monetize that quickly? I mean a large reward for some of those criminals might be out there but you have to give the police enough information to make them act on it.

I mean just a tip of "hey you might want to check this guy out" likely isn't going to get them a search warrant.
 
First you have to find some jobs that will hire you to have money. 9 months of that puts you at the start of football season.

I think all of us can tell you exactly who Iowa lost to that year. You won’t win huge odds, but you will win.
We mostly know the Bears only lost to Miami that season. Once again, easy betting and the Miami upset is probably a bigger winner.

That should set you up decently with spending money, and more importantly investing money.
From there I bet on the things I know. 1985 Royals. 1986 Mets. 1987 and 1991 Twins. 1997 Marlins. 1992 and 1993 Blue Jays. 1988 Kirk Douglas World Series. 1989 Athletics. 1989 and 1990 Pistons. Buster Douglas over Tyson. Iowa over OSU in 1987 and 1991.

I’ll never be able to invent something, but perhaps could write a book on a topic I’m currently a professional at when the profession is still in its infancy.

Apple is interesting, you want to invest as soon as you can and then get out. Then you want to get back in right before Steve Jobs comes back. That one requires a long game.


Sports gambling and then buy apple/Microsoft/Amazon.

But also knee cap Jim McMahon so the bears never win and that god awful Superbowl shuffle never happens.
The Super Bowl Shuffle was recorded the week after the Dolphins loss. So you’d have to do it earlier than you think.
 
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You have all that floating around in your head? No computers, papers or other bits of information.
Sports betting for me as well. I'm a steel trap when it comes to sports. Only shitty thing is it doesn't start until around 1994, and thats just a few games. Really wouldnt take off until 2001, thats where i have a lot of things banked. So I'm gonna be scraping by for 9 years and really not earning until 15 years in. Living in Vegas making millions off sports betting, getting drunk by the pool, and banging hookers seems ok to me in the long run.
 
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