If you were stuck in an elevator for several hours, who would you like to be stuck with?

[jonesy5960]

Have you considered getting an avatar?

Asking for a friend.

No. I'm a no frills steak and potato kind of poster. Although I don't eat beef and severely limit my potato intake as well.

 

[BrianNole777]

No. I'm a no frills steak and potato kind of poster. Although I don't eat beef and severely limit my potato intake as well.

A juicy steak would be a great avatar!

Just saying.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

Ask him when LZ is going to reunite. He loves it when people do that.

Have you heard anything recently? I've been waiting patiently for 17 years.

 

[TJ8869]

Have you heard anything recently? I've been waiting patiently for 17 years.

Finger crossed that next year is the year. I think they’re going on a summer stadium tour with Def Leppard and Whitesnake.

 

[SoProudNole]

Absolutely no one. Me, my phone, and my Audible subscription.

Because if you're there with a fat smelly guy and an average (being generous) HROT dude, you're (because you're a woman) powerless to ignore the average guy when the elevator starts working again. I get it.

 

[Vic Vaselino]

God. I have a lot of questions.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

My wife...

Going to agree with this.

Being stuck in an elevator would be stressful and my wife knows better than anyone how to handle me when I'm stressed and vice versa.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

 

[NoleATL]

I’m stuck in an elevator with Jill Goodacre!

That would be a fun 3 way

 

[beanerhawk]

My understand, after extensive research, is Ava Adams has a very difficult time going more than a day or so without sex.


I'll pick her.


And a young lady who happened to have been delivering pizza at the moment.

Addams..... come on man.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Addams..... come on man.

I shall nut 5 times to her in penitence.

 

[boxahawks]

Several hours? I'd just want a urinal.

 

[AO4IA1988]

True story. My senior year of high school we were at a convention at Disney world and were staying in the dolphin hotel. after a meeting everyone thought it’d be hilarious to cram as many people as possible into the elevators. I was the last one on after 40 others crammed in and I saw the elevator start to drop. Immediately said nope and hopped out. 3 hours and 4 fire trucks later everyone finally was able to get out after the elevator locked up and shut down as it got half way between floor 1 and 2.

And I think she could be fun:

 

[EarlHawk]

Well sure, in a perfect world, but she’s 60 and still beautiful.

Who had the quote on HROT for years about celebrities? A-list, B-list etc.

I think it might have been BellyOption32. Or he might have been the one to allegedly turn down the B-list celebrity. Was it Juliette Lewis? Man, I'm getting old. That was at least 20 years ago.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin

I'd leave Robert Plant on the ground floor but ride Allison Krauss to the 69th...

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Charles Barkley.

Pretty confident the conversation would be open, honest, and fascinating.

 

[Finance85]

Nick Saban

 

[aflachawk]

Very untalented girl

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Charles Barkley.

Pretty confident the conversation would be open, honest, and fascinating.

And he appears to be a good dude.

 

[mro1978]

Halle Berry and a huge ugly fat guy who smells. By the time we got off that thing I’d be looking like Brad Pitt to her. Then I’d get all up in those guts. You hear me?

but you'd have to be stuck in with the smelly fat guy for hours

 

[Fan In Black]

an elevator repair person

 

[Joes Place]

I heard this being talked about on some sports radio show yesterday. Several LA Chargers players and staff members were stuck in the elevator of a Dallas area hotel when they were in town for a preseason game against the Cowboys. Give yourself some leeway on the number and variety of sections of society the people could come from.
Of all my favorite Cubs, I'd go with Rick Sutcliff. He's such good bulls***er he'd make the time go fast with endless stories. I'd love to sit and chat with Pat Hughes, too. As a Bears fan, and a listener of the Score, I imagine sitting and listening to Dave Wannstedt would be entertaining, even though he talks about Jimmy Johnson too much.
I'd love to chat with Tina Fey because she is so brilliant and clever. Salma Hayek, because, well, duh.
Politicians? Probably a few of them. John Boehner and Paul Ryan for their views on how their party went crazy, and their regrets. Barack Obama for sure, but then all those secret service guys would be in the way.
HBOT posters? Just the ones I know would have an edible, and would be willing to share.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id...rs-players-escape-stuck-hotel-elevator-dallas

Katy Perry

A stack of dirty dishes

And a sink

 

[FAUlty Gator]

but you'd have to be stuck in with the smelly fat guy for hours

Worth it when me and Halle have an unspoken look at each other making fun of him.

 

[HawkMD]

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Brandi Brandt circa 1989, please.

Ok. So out of curiosity I had to look this chick up. Her wiki page says that at the age of 12 her and Jon lovitz became good friends. wtf.

 

[Gimmered]

Pretty sure we'll get hungry.

 

[13thman]

Katy Perry

A stack of dirty dishes

And a sink

Well played