Imagine being 63 and having NEVER consumed an egg!

[torbee]

This guy is a certified freak. Has also never tried coffee or jelly and will only eat cheese on pizza.

Michael Kay ate an egg for the first time ever this week

Michael Kay went outside his comfort zone to try an omelet this week, his first time ever eating an egg. He didn't like it.

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[DirtyJohns97]

Ive never seen his face before. He kind of looks like Curt Schilling if someone put his head in a vice

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

The article makes it sound like he's doing a poor man’s keto program but the egg thing doesn't fit. Just amazing someone born in the early 1960s made it that long without ever eating an egg.

 

[HawkMachine]

Imagine being 63 and a virgin.

They are out there I'm sure.

 

[lucas80]

So, he’s eaten lots of eggs, just never as a stand alone item is what I get from that article.

 

[SB_SB]

This guy is a certified freak. Has also never tried coffee or jelly and will only eat cheese on pizza.

Michael Kay ate an egg for the first time ever this week

Michael Kay went outside his comfort zone to try an omelet this week, his first time ever eating an egg. He didn't like it.

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I've never tried Coffee or jelly. I only eat eggs when part of something else, like French Toast. For pizza I only eat pepperoni or cheese. But I also do normal things like drink a 2L of Diet Mt Dew everyday. Everyone does that, right?

 

[The Tradition]

I'm sure he's egg-xaggerating...

 

[jonesy5960]

Imagine being 63 and a virgin.

They are out there I'm sure.

That's called a priest.

 

[OrlandNole]

That's called a priest.

That depends. Do choirboys count?

 

[ZachJump]

That's called a priest.

There are multiple posters here that I am sure fit that description

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Gee and I thought my kids were picky eaters, this is just bizarre IMO.

 

[bhawk24bob]

I’m not 63 but I’ve never had an egg outside of cake, brownies, etc. I spit it out as a kid, didn’t eat breakfast for the first 25 years of my life, then decided why start now

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Good...more eggs for me.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

 

[SeaPA]

I'm 60 and have never eaten eggs (note, this of course does not include eggs included in baked goods as an ingredient - cakes, cookies...).

But as far as true egg dishes - omelets, scrambled eggs, etc., never.

 

[The Tradition]

There's a lot of weird people on GIAHORT.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Imagine being 63 and never used indoor plumbing. More relevant than title question

 

[SeaPA]

There's a lot of weird people on GIAHORT.

I agree. You sumbitches that eat those nasty things are definitely weird.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[torbee]

I'm 60 and have never eaten eggs (note, this of course does not include eggs included in baked goods as an ingredient - cakes, cookies...).

But as far as true egg dishes - omelets, scrambled eggs, etc., never.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

There are very few things in life better than a runny yolk. I feel sorry for the crazies that won’t give it a try.

 

[joelbc1]

This guy is a certified freak. Has also never tried coffee or jelly and will only eat cheese on pizza.

Michael Kay ate an egg for the first time ever this week

Michael Kay went outside his comfort zone to try an omelet this week, his first time ever eating an egg. He didn't like it.

awfulannouncing.com

Torbee…..I can’t remember that far back that far, but I will bet you a dollar to a donut, whenever that was, I never shot my age!