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Indiana Fan Loses It - Hillarious Rant

This rant is deliriously glorious:

"I can't stand Fran McCaffrey--and I can't stand his kids either"
"Indiana is a ten point team better than Iowa, and that's just the way it is"
"Old guy leagues and playing at the YMCA...that's what Jordan Bohannon ought to be doing at this point"
Shouting out to his wife Julie about lactic acid accumulation and getting extra rest since IU lost today
Complaining about COVID sixth-year players

Oh but he's the gift that keeps on giving....
 
So he goes off about Jbo and being around forever yet Jackson-Davis is a 22yr Sophomore and if he stays around for 2 more years he will have played more games than Jbo.

Indiana had a good little run in the tournament but he needs to quit acting like the past 3 weeks they've been outstanding. Just last week you were one of the first 4 out.
 
Ha. Wow.

1) For hating Fran this guy looks a lot like Fran!
2) He sure like to check in with his mail order bride from Yugoslavia.
3) This guy likes Underwood and Izzo?!?

Could go on on on. Thanks for sharing as I needed the laugh as I watched the ACC championship.

I was thinking same thing....could be Fran's Brother the way he resembles Fran.
 
Best part: "So, Indiana loses because... uh, you know, the Covid exemption year... Fran McCaffery can kiss my ass! I don't care if he is the nicest guy in the world off the court, I can't stand this guy... I don't like his kids, I don't like the way Iowa plays... you know what, give me Tom bounce pass, you know, Dr. Tom bounce pass, right?"

Priceless 🤣 🤣
 
He should be upset because outside of TJD, Thompson and Johnson, his players are not very good. That is why their record is what it is and why they lost today.
 
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He should be upset because outside of TJD, Thompson and Johnson, his players are not very good. That is why their record is what it is and why they lost today.
was thinking the same, Galloway definitely did not impress and he would not sniff any playing minutes on our team for sure.....
 
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was thinking the same, Galloway definitely did not impress and he would not sniff any playing minutes on our team for sure.....

I didn't think Stewart did anything for them, and Galloway and Kopp were slow and didn't shoot well enough. I give them credit for getting this far with a 2 man game with TJD and X. I like Thompson a lot, but it's not like he is going to light it up or anything. I think for them it is incredibly challenging when they always have 2 but sometimes 3 guys on the court that will not and cannot shoot the 3. Again, congrats to them for playing as well as they did in this tournament with so glaring weaknesses.
 
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I love how he dismisses the loss as a way to get the team rejuvenated to play on Tuesday. He must not realize had Indiana beaten Iowa there is zero chance they even play on Tuesday.
 
If you don't step up to guard Keegan, no shit, he's going to drain 8 threes, and if you did he would have blown by and still scored 25+.
 


15 minutes of Bohannon, McCaffery and Hawkeye hatred.
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I only could last 2-3 minutes. I have to admit this would be a really tough loss. IU probably played as well today as they have all year, but still loses on a 30-ft bank shot by JBo, who has f%$#ed IU late before. I still need to see IU fans suffer another decade or so before I will feel sorry for them.
IU is and was really good at losing games late this year. This was completely on par with what they’ve done multiple times. Not sure why they’re so surprised and upset.
 
And he was probably the biggest booster of BOBBY KNIGHT. He was such a sweetheart and mild manor coach on the bench. Must have colored glasses next to his high chair...
 
Loved the Yugoslavia part and then reference to his wife or girlfriend....pretty classic rant. Thanks for sharing the laugh of the day.
 
At least 4 times they knocked the ball out of one of our players hands and the f'ing refs gave them the ball.
I stopped counting after the first two. Like why can't they review those none foul crucial calls??? For fvcks sake.
 
Is this something you’d be proud to view if it were yours? Those that have seen other podcasts from the guy had their opinions verified. What a putz!!
 
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I'm probably about this guy's age. Please shoot me if I ever post something like this guy.
Yeah no doubt, same here. Ranting about hating other people just because they are on the opponent team.

Indiana is 10 points better than Iowa. LOLOLOLOL. Literally all the advanced metrics say the exact opposite.
 
I bet his wife “loves” the fact that he embarrasses her and the whole family by doing this. But then again - she seemed to be enjoying it - so she must be a loser as well.
 
10 points better!? Give me what this guy is smoking
First off, every time I think I’m looney as fûck some dude like that knocks me down some pegs. But #B, I have a feeling if the script was flipped I might feel the same way. I might think Iowa was 5-10 pts better, just got beat by a team that made every big shot necessary.

But dude is looney. I’d drink with him, though.
 
That is an exceptional rant!

But he's going t have to up his game to compete with the Cowbell guy from Mississippi St. I don't think I heard a single F bomb.
 
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