Iowa Farmer Found Big Surprise In Cow Pasture

[LuteHawk]

Recently, an Iowa farmer moved his cows to a new field.
They broke down the fences and went back to the old
field. He fixed the fences, but they did this two more times.

Then, the farmer found marijuana growing in the old field
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back.

 

[markfromj]

What’s the difference between a run down Greyhound depot and a lobster with a boob job?

 

[SoFla-Hawkeye]

What’s the difference between a run down Greyhound depot and a lobster with a boob job?

One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean

 

[LuteHawk]

May we never forget that Hayden Fry was the genius
who put ANF on the football helmets of the Iowa
Hawkeyes.

Yes, America Needs Farmers

 

[markfromj]

One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean

Well done!

 

[The Tradition]

Recently, an Iowa farmer moved his cows to a new field.
They broke down the fences and went back to the old
field. He fixed the fences, but they did this two more times.

Then, the farmer found marijuana growing in the old field
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back.

Funny, but THC isn't released into an intoxicating form without being heated. You could eat a "pot salad" and you would not get high.

 

[TailgateTom]

Funny, but THC isn't released into an intoxicating form without being heated. You could eat a "pot salad" and you would not get high.

What if I cooked my pot salad to an IT of 195, then sauced it on the smoker?

 

[Run&Blade]

What if I cooked my pot salad to an IT of 195, then sauced it on the smoker?

Wtf?

If you ain’t Sous-vide everything including your ice cream you are a loser.

 

[SoDakHawk]

What if I cooked my pot salad to an IT of 195, then sauced it on the smoker?

Only if you foil it by using the 3-2-1 method. Otherwise your pot salad will have some tug to it.

 

[LuteHawk]

What about the Iowa farmer who had a stranger
knock on the front door of his farm house. It was
after 10 pm and the guy wanted a place to just
sleep for one night.

The farmer tells the guy that he will have to sleep
in the same bedroom as a redheaded school
teacher. The stranger says that would be immoral.
The farmer says the redheaded school teacher is
his son.

 

[timinatoria]

Recently, an Iowa farmer moved his cows to a new field.
They broke down the fences and went back to the old
field. He fixed the fences, but they did this two more times.

Then, the farmer found marijuana growing in the old field
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back.

I need to know if this Iowa farmer voted for Trump. If he didn’t this is an amusing joke.

If he’s a Trump voter I’m laughing and enjoying his suffering. I hope all his cattle die and he goes bankrupt.

 

[Herkmeister]

What about the Iowa farmer who had a stranger
knock on the front door of his farm house. It was
after 10 pm and the guy wanted a place to just
sleep for one night.

The farmer tells the guy that he will have to sleep
in the same bedroom as a redheaded school
teacher. The stranger says that would be immoral.
The farmer says the redheaded school teacher is
his son.

Lute, you are on fire!!!!

 

[h-hawk]

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

 

[sadiehawkins]

i'd call him a stupid farmer. doing thr same thing over and expect a different answer. They did it once fix fence did it again fix fence did it again fix fence = stupid farmer. Kind of like do it once shame on you do it twice shame on me do it 3 times i'm the f'n idiot. No wonder farmers need bailouts. Takes 3 times to solve the problem. Typical republicans. cows were democrats cause they knew the farmer was a idiot.

 

[LuteHawk]

One night it was getting late and the mommy cow
heard some commotion from her baby calf. So
she told the calf: "It is pasture your bedtime".

 

[PerkyForHerky]

What about the Iowa farmer who had a stranger
knock on the front door of his farm house. It was
after 10 pm and the guy wanted a place to just
sleep for one night.

The farmer tells the guy that he will have to sleep
in the same bedroom as a redheaded school
teacher. The stranger says that would be immoral.
The farmer says the redheaded school teacher is
his son.

Did the stranger happen to leave a ring on a fence post on his way out?

 

[LuteHawk]

An Iowa farmer made some big sacrifices and even
mortgaged his farm to send his daughter to the
University of Iowa. When she came home for Christmas
during her freshman year she told her dad, "I ain't a
virgin any more."

The dismayed father looked at his daughter and said:
"After all the education you are getting, you still say the
word "ain't".

 

[seminoleed]

A traveling salesman stops late one night at an Iowa farmhouse, looking for a place to spend the night.
The Iowa farmer says, "I can accommodate you, but you'll have to sleep with my son."
The salesman says, "Excuse me, I'm sorry. I have the wrong joke."

 

[Madman_1]

I once knew this guy, he was addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop at anytime.

A helvetica "C" walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey! We don't serve your type here!"

 

[LuteHawk]

Farmers are the backbone of America. They help to
provide food to a hungry nation. Next time, you see
a farmer tell him: "Thanks for all your hard work."

 

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