Iowa Hawkeye football "Would you rather?"

[hansenhawk]

Which would you choose.

Win Saturday and get into the playoff, but then get beat pretty handily the first game to whoever.

OR

Lose Saturday, somehow make it into the Rose Bowl to play Notre Dame.

Outcome of that one TBD.

 

[Cougar63]

C'mon, whoever voted to lose Saturday is a joke.

 

[SWIowahawks]

Easiest question ever. If you would have said win the Rose Bowl then maybe there would be a small debate. But even then it's common sense. Win Saturday and lose NYE.

 

[hansenhawk]

lol

 

[hwk23]

I'm still going with let's win them all.

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

C: Win Saturday, Win the playoffs

 

[1971hawkeye]

Win conference title outright, no question

 

[hansenhawk]

Hawkfan-

Be stupid on your own time, i know full well that Notre Dame can't go to the Rose.

It's kind of like pretend, ya know?

 

[nilehawk]

Like.....hyperthetical*

 

[Herkmeister]

Worst question in the history of the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Herkmeister]

THIS IS ABOUT THE OUTRIGHT BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!

DID YOU PLAY WITH DOLLS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG OR WHAT?!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SDHawkDoc]

This one isn't even close.
Whether or not they're blown out in the playfoffs, there's no question that's where I'd want them to be. 13-0. Undefeated B1G champs.
losing in the playoffs wouldn't diminish that.

 

[hansenhawk]

Interesting, I thought some folks might want Notre Dame in the Rose instead. Guess not.

Ok, how bout Iowa wins Saturday and you never get laid again.

vs losing and you get 3 in a menage a quatro with some UCLA spirit squaders.

 

[ih8iast8]

If you don't pick winning, you are a loser!

 

[Chuck C]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f$ck one, marry one, kill one, go!

 

[KuwaitHawk]

Losing the B1G championship game means that Iowa would have a chance to finish with 2 losses. Winning the B1G game means that it would be a 13-1 record - better than 12-2.

 

[lonhawk]

Which would you choose.

Win Saturday and get into the playoff, but then get beat pretty handily the first game to whoever.

OR

Lose Saturday, somehow make it into the Rose Bowl to play Notre Dame.

Outcome of that one TBD.

Neither, win/win was not allowed in the voting. Go Hawks!

 

[Cushawk]

New question. Would you rather:
A) Win Saturday and have chance at National Championship
B) Get Mad Cow Disease
C) Have sex with Rosie O'Donnell

 

[kwik44]

Would you eat a poo sandwich for a Nat'l Title?

 

[millah_22]

Would you eat a poo sandwich for a Nat'l Title?

I would go 2 girls 1 cup with Bruce Vilanch for a National Title.

 

[NWIAHawkfan]

Would you eat a poo sandwich for a Nat'l Title?

Yes. But not human poo and only with lots of ketchup and mayo....and maybe some lettuce.....yeah, I can't even make myself eat a mythical poo sammich.

 

[kwik44]

Yes. But not human poo and only with lots of ketchup and mayo....and maybe some lettuce.....yeah, I can't even make myself eat a mythical poo sammich.

Well, yeah, you can doctor it up. Human poo off limits....but it has to be a regular sized poo @ moderate firmness.

Bird poo isn't allowed, need substance.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Interesting, I thought some folks might want Notre Dame in the Rose instead. Guess not.

Ok, how bout Iowa wins Saturday and you never get laid again.

vs losing and you get 3 in a menage a quatro with some UCLA spirit squaders.

I'm seeing something along the lines of "first-borns" and "offerings" if it meant an Iowa national championship in their lifetime..................................ya know?

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Excellent troll thread OP.

 

[Cougar63]

Id offer my first born to see iowa win the national championship, but he's way more awesomer than you

 

[pink shizzle]

Well, yeah, you can doctor it up. Human poo off limits....but it has to be a regular sized poo @ moderate firmness.

Bird poo isn't allowed, need substance.

Is being really drunk included in doctoring it up? I could try and eat poo sober but may not be able to keep it down. Drunk, well that's a whole different ball game.

 

[mazda1]

Of course we want to win. If we lose expect the Rose to choose Ohio State. Either way the Rose is going to be the OSU.

 

[TheEnigma80]

Interesting, I thought some folks might want Notre Dame in the Rose instead. Guess not.

Ok, how bout Iowa wins Saturday and you never get laid again.

vs losing and you get 3 in a menage a quatro with some UCLA spirit squaders.

Since people wanna be "Technical" here lol

It'd be a "Menage a Quatre" not "Quatro" LOL

But I agree with all of those who've voted.... I vote for C.) Win Saturday & Win the Playoffs

 

[bravehawks1]

This thread was a waste of my time and I will admit greater waste to respond. Stupid question with something that could not even occur (ND in RB) and then the other options that were absolute ignorance

 

[iavagabond]

THIS IS ABOUT THE OUTRIGHT BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!

DID YOU PLAY WITH DOLLS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG OR WHAT?!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!

I had GI Joes and a Stretch Armstrong......but I voted win saturday.

 

[Herkmeister]

I had GI Joes and a Stretch Armstrong......but I voted win saturday.

I rest my case. GO HAWKS!!

 

[Ree4]

Since people wanna be "Technical" here lol

It'd be a "Menage a Quatre" not "Quatro" LOL

 

[farhawks]

 

[swihawkeye]

Which would you choose.

Win Saturday and get into the playoff, but then get beat pretty handily the first game to whoever.

OR

Lose Saturday, somehow make it into the Rose Bowl to play Notre Dame.

Outcome of that one TBD.

Since this hypothetical.

Easy... I'd choose to win Saturday and win BOTH playoff games to go 15-0.