Regional magazine covers predict the future with a 100% success rate.
In light of the SI cover, I am taking out a third mortgage on my house and wagering a modest amount of cash on the Owl money line.
After I win my bet, I will wait for the next SI cover and double down. After I do this 10 times, I will buy SI. I will then begin to bet teams and then put their opponent on a regional SI cover.
Because I will never lose, I will become the wealthiest person on the face of the earth.
I am so excited for my future! The jinx never fails!
In light of the SI cover, I am taking out a third mortgage on my house and wagering a modest amount of cash on the Owl money line.
After I win my bet, I will wait for the next SI cover and double down. After I do this 10 times, I will buy SI. I will then begin to bet teams and then put their opponent on a regional SI cover.
Because I will never lose, I will become the wealthiest person on the face of the earth.
I am so excited for my future! The jinx never fails!