Great choice but at my age I never know whether the candy or my teeth are going to win.Heath FTW
Great choice but at my age I never know whether the candy or my teeth are going to win.Heath FTW
And here I thought I had reached depths of my dislike for you.
That’s a bit of a good news/bad news situation. I have a broken window, but also…free brick.I would instruct my kids to throw a brick through your window
One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
We used to chuck them on the roof of the house when we walked away. Then go stomp their pumpkins. We were holy terrors on Halloween.If I'm 14 and someone gives me an almond joy, my buddy is punching out your outdoor lights
Great choice but at my age I never know whether the candy or my teeth are going to win.
Weird. I'd never even heard of it until this thread. Is it a Republican candy bar?Whatchamacallit is the GOAT of American candy bars.
The no pic never had a PB Twix and I can't stress to her enough how much I miss those damn things1. PB Twix
2. Snickers
3. Whatchamacalit
4. Bit-O-Honey
5. Caramello
This is the most blasphemous thing you've ever saidMounds/Almond Joy are Top 5 candy bars.
Hey! We actually can agree on something!Mounds/Almond Joy are Top 5 candy bars.
I used to let kids choose their candy. It’s way too cumbersome. I had about 130 kids show up at my house tonight, often in groups of 5 or 6. It’s too much hassle to let each of them pick what they want. They end up rooting around in the bowl for 30 seconds.As kid, the OCD in me could never understand why a candy that was 87% coconut goo was called "Almond Joy". Mounds and Almond Joy should be called "Coconut Joy" and "Coconut Joy With Almonds", respectively.
Regardless, I don’t understand not letting the kids just choose whatever they want from the candy bowl. Preselecting the candy choices for the kids is a lousy experience for them, like going to a sit-down plated dinner and playing the "white roll/wheat roll lottery".
It's not lousy when it's that many kids. Don't take it personally, just trying to have fun with the topic. If you commit to handing out candy to that many kids, you're a good neighbor.I used to let kids choose their candy. It’s way too cumbersome. I had about 130 kids show up at my house tonight, often in groups of 5 or 6. It’s too much hassle to let each of them pick what they want. They end up rooting around in the bowl for 30 seconds.
Each of them was hauling a bag of candy that will take them a week to eat. Some of it they’ll like and some of it they won’t. How is that a “lousy experience”?
Probably.One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
Weird. I'd never even heard of it until this thread. Is it a Republican candy bar?
If you let them just pick from the bag some kids will pick them, and then you will know who to keep your kids away from.One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
Some times you feel like a nut, some times you don't. Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't.One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
No butterfingers? have never had Whatchamacallits or Take 5s, but I like the cut of your jib on the rest, so I might have to try some next year. Don’t eat candy except for around Halloween, or in Whitey’s malts.1) Heath/Skor
2) Whatchamacallit
3) 100 Grand
4) Take 5
5) Krackel
Yes, that is Almond Joy. The one with nuts.Weird. I'd never even heard of it until this thread. Is it a Republican candy bar?
A lot of candy bars have nuts. But only Almond Joy has one big nut that sits on top of a lot of ground up white (coco) nuts.Yes, that is Almond Joy. The one with nuts.
No. A whatchamacallit.Yes, that is Almond Joy. The one with nuts.
I will because you didn’t give me any.One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
All that worthless piece of skin around it is game.If I'm 14 and my teacher gives me her mound....I'm going to punch it.
Buddy of mine back in high school had a yellow Bat van used to round up pumpkins around Halloween. He got busted and was forced to give them back and apologize to the owners.We used to chuck them on the roof of the house when we walked away. Then go stomp their pumpkins. We were holy terrors on Halloween.
You're a POS that doesn't deserve those. When I'm done with your mom meet me at the fight bar. It'll only take about 10 minutes.I like almonds but they don’t belong in candy. And coconut doesn’t belong in any food product.
I ate one just to see if maybe my recollection of them was wrong. It was worse than I remembered. The flavor and texture are just wrong. I had to chew it for about 30 seconds before I could finally swallow it. That’s not normal for bite size candy.Almond Joys are a gift from god. OP can shove it
That's a good plan Fatty McPherson.I only get candy I like. And then hope no kids come by.
Leaving the porch light off helps.
So, anyway, I always get Almond Joy and Snickers. That's it.
I like almonds but they don’t belong in candy. And coconut doesn’t belong in any food product.