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Is it morally wrong to give out Almond Joy to trick-or-treaters?

1. PB Twix
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2. Snickers
3. Whatchamacalit
4. Bit-O-Honey
5. Caramello
 
As kid, the OCD in me could never understand why a candy that was 87% coconut goo was called "Almond Joy". Mounds and Almond Joy should be called "Coconut Joy" and "Coconut Joy With Almonds", respectively.

Regardless, I don’t understand not letting the kids just choose whatever they want from the candy bowl. Preselecting the candy choices for the kids is a lousy experience for them, like going to a sit-down plated dinner and playing the "white roll/wheat roll lottery".
 
As kid, the OCD in me could never understand why a candy that was 87% coconut goo was called "Almond Joy". Mounds and Almond Joy should be called "Coconut Joy" and "Coconut Joy With Almonds", respectively.

Regardless, I don’t understand not letting the kids just choose whatever they want from the candy bowl. Preselecting the candy choices for the kids is a lousy experience for them, like going to a sit-down plated dinner and playing the "white roll/wheat roll lottery".
I used to let kids choose their candy. It’s way too cumbersome. I had about 130 kids show up at my house tonight, often in groups of 5 or 6. It’s too much hassle to let each of them pick what they want. They end up rooting around in the bowl for 30 seconds.

Each of them was hauling a bag of candy that will take them a week to eat. Some of it they’ll like and some of it they won’t. How is that a “lousy experience”?
 
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I used to let kids choose their candy. It’s way too cumbersome. I had about 130 kids show up at my house tonight, often in groups of 5 or 6. It’s too much hassle to let each of them pick what they want. They end up rooting around in the bowl for 30 seconds.

Each of them was hauling a bag of candy that will take them a week to eat. Some of it they’ll like and some of it they won’t. How is that a “lousy experience”?
It's not lousy when it's that many kids. Don't take it personally, just trying to have fun with the topic. If you commit to handing out candy to that many kids, you're a good neighbor.

FWIW, my parents always liked Almond Joys and getting them made it so I could share the candy with them when I got back home.
 
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I love coconut so Mounds and Almond Joy are a-okay in my book. But my top 5 are 1) Snickers 2) Reece's PB Cups 3) Peanut M&Ms, 4)good call on Mr Goodbar, and 5) Milky Way
When we had trick or treaters I would buy the top 3 above and Skittles. Oh, and Twix because my kids think they are the goat And you can usually get them with Snickers and M&Ms in a variety pack.
 
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As long as you aren’t the asshole handing out homemade popcorn balls like a neighbor I had back in the 80s. Or the all-sugar crap like smarties or dum dums either.

I’m a lover of Almond Joy, but wish there were more almonds in them. Not my top choice, but in the top 5
100 Grand is great, it is like a Nestle Crunch with caramel added.
Peanut M&Ms are the best variety.
Baby Ruth is underrated, in my opinion superior to the Snickers bar based upon the higher peanut concentration.
Kit Kats have come out with some interesting flavor varieties, but even the standard one is a quality candy bar if you get full size. It loses points in the fun size packaging, especially the single bar packages.

Salted Nut Roll, the Pearson’s variety, is also underrated. But rarity keeps it out of my top 5. Prefer it over a Payday.
I love Heath/Skor in ice cream, especially at Culver’s when you add cheesecake bits to it, but a bit less so as a standalone candy bar.
 
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One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
If you let them just pick from the bag some kids will pick them, and then you will know who to keep your kids away from.
 
One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
Some times you feel like a nut, some times you don't. Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't.

Almond Joy is perfectly acceptable. Mounds are the anti-christ.
 
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1) Heath/Skor
2) Whatchamacallit
3) 100 Grand
4) Take 5
5) Krackel
No butterfingers? have never had Whatchamacallits or Take 5s, but I like the cut of your jib on the rest, so I might have to try some next year. Don’t eat candy except for around Halloween, or in Whitey’s malts.
 
One of the variety packs of candy I bought has about 10 or 15 of the damn things. If I give them out to kids, is someone going to come back later tonight and egg the side of my house?
I will because you didn’t give me any.
 
We used to chuck them on the roof of the house when we walked away. Then go stomp their pumpkins. We were holy terrors on Halloween.
Buddy of mine back in high school had a yellow Bat van used to round up pumpkins around Halloween. He got busted and was forced to give them back and apologize to the owners.
 
I like almonds but they don’t belong in candy. And coconut doesn’t belong in any food product.
You're a POS that doesn't deserve those. When I'm done with your mom meet me at the fight bar. It'll only take about 10 minutes.
 
Almond Joys are a gift from god. OP can shove it
I ate one just to see if maybe my recollection of them was wrong. It was worse than I remembered. The flavor and texture are just wrong. I had to chew it for about 30 seconds before I could finally swallow it. That’s not normal for bite size candy.
 
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