Seems to be the word on the street. Maybe that’s why the latest offspring was via IVF
Is it true Elon has a botched penile implant?
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I know someone that would know @Phenomenally Frantastic
It's all over Reddit in every post about him. Enlargement surgery had issues so he's limp. I think a majority of his 14 kids were IVF or surrogate
It would explain a lot of Elon’s clear descent into mental health issues and drug addiction.
Seems like a 'would you rather' thread opportunity...
Rather be able to have sex like normal and live middle class...?
Or not be able to have sex, and head up some of the greatest tech breakthroughs in history and be a multi-billionnaire?
It's an easy answer now, I wonder what 16 year old me would have said?
Rather be able to have sex like normal and live middle class...?
Or not be able to have sex, and head up some of the greatest tech breakthroughs in history and be a multi-billionnaire?
It's an easy answer now, I wonder what 16 year old me would have said?
Money can't buy happiness, or in Elon's case, a penis.
Most of those 14 were supposed to be secret, but the moms spoke out anyway.
He might have a lot more that we don’t know about, and almost all of the eugenics IVF ones are male. Conspiracy theory is that he’s creating a horde of them to populate mars.
Can you imagine how narcissistic you would have to be to want to sire a whole bunch of males because you think you are literally the greatest human in the world. Both Co Presidents are malignant narcissists.
Yet both are as insecure as one can be, and now we learn they have defective schlongs.
It’s all starting to line up.
OP Thinking about another man’s wiener. Totally not gay
Ah, it's great to be one of the lucky ones that are large and in charge and don't need it.
Maybe he's developing all the cutting edge tech and AI to ultimately fix his penis?
I mean...maybe that's the ultimate goal of grok 4 and 5?
Elon is a Lilliputian in the penile area? Then he thought he could buy a respectable sized schlong and now it doesn’t work at all?
The LOLs just keep piling up around this guy. What a maroon.
The LOLs just keep piling up around this guy. What a maroon.
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Seriously? 0100 and you're still online fantasizing about another guy's junk? Don't you suffer from blurred vison? 🤣
Pretty sure he won’t be happy with anything less than grok 6 or 7.
Why do you think he over compensated by building rockets?
The left has hit such a low that they're gossiping about another man's penis. I'm not surprised (for obvious reasons), but I do find it hilarious.
You sure fElon is a man at this point? Sounds like he may need to adjust his pronouns after receiving gender affirming care.
Actual story from October in which Trump gossips about another man's penis:
Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitalia
LATROBE, Pa. (AP) — Donald Trump’s campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument Saturday night with Election Day barely two weeks away. But the former president kicked off his rally with a detailed story about Arnold Palmer, at one point even praising the late, legendary golfer’s genitalia.Trump was campaigning in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where Palmer was born in 1929 and learned to golf from his father, who suffered from polio and was head pro and greenskeeper at the local country club.
Politicians saluting Palmer in his hometown is nothing new. But Trump spent 12 full minutes doing so at the top of his speech and even suggested how much more fun the night would be if Palmer, who died in 2016, could join him on stage.
“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women,” Trump said. “This is a guy that was all man.”
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Are you willing to publicly define what a "man" is even?
Are you willing to publicly admit that Trump gossiped about Arnold Palmer's dick?
Word on the street is the doc did such a good job on Michelle, that Elon had to give him a shot.
Damn. Musk is mind-f.ucking you people with a flaccid phallus. Bless your hearts.
That would track with his embrace of MAGA.
Nah, I don't buy into the culture war bullshit like your side other than to stop assholes from trampling all over their rights. I'll leave that to qualified people to make that decision.
What are these "greatest tech breakthroughs"?
He's purchased most of the companies, spud. He did not found Tesla.
Steve Jobs headed up way more "tech breakthroughs". And wasn't a fascist, either.
You don't think you're qualified enough to define the word "man"? Well, I'm not surprised tbh, but LOL all the same!
Nah I just don't answer dumb as **** questions. Bring me a real one and I'd be happy to.
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