Is it true Elon has a botched penile implant?

[Scruddy]

Nah I just don't answer dumb as **** questions. Bring me a real one and I'd be happy to.

If you can't answer basic questions like that then why would I take you serious enough to answer any question in general? You've failed the easiest litmus test in history already 😂

 

[Ree4]

If you can't answer basic questions like that then why would I take you serious enough to answer any question in general? You've failed the easiest litmus test in history already 😂

 

[Scruddy]

Can't answer what a man is (likely due to lack of experience) so uses gifs instead. Classic.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[ping72]

 

[IACub]

The left has hit such a low that they're gossiping about another man's penis. I'm not surprised (for obvious reasons), but I do find it hilarious.

Just like we find it hilarious that you felt the need to defend Musk's penis.

 

[hydro2.0]

Didn’t worry, no one is thinking about yours.

Which is a blessing with how many women I sex. Finally a break

 

[lucas80]

Most of those 14 were supposed to be secret, but the moms spoke out anyway.

He might have a lot more that we don’t know about, and almost all of the eugenics IVF ones are male. Conspiracy theory is that he’s creating a horde of them to populate mars.

The stuff with Grimes is beyond bizarre. Did he target her due to he vulnerabilities? What was with her frantic posts pleading to see the kids and to what extent/how was he keeping her from them? Then he shut her down on Twitter.
You know, totally normal stuff compared to HuNTeR.

 

[ping72]

 

[Joes Place]

Tracks

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

He got the best Dr. money could buy

 

[Ree4]

Can't answer what a man is (likely due to lack of experience) so uses gifs instead. Classic.

I could - I just don't see the relevance to answer a question that a toddler would ask from a person that I perceive to be an adult. I guess I might be wrong in my assumption that you're an adult.

What sound does a piggy make?

 

[BelemNole]

So a Nazi, a Ketamine addict and a guy with a botched penile implant walk into a bar

 

[Finance85]

Seems to be the word on the street. Maybe that’s why the latest offspring was via IVF

https://www.reddit.com/r/popculture/s/TkYCT1l4Vy

I have to wonder what circles you travel in, and why you are so interested in Elon's equipment.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Probably as true as the pee tapes that never surfaced. Just a another ruse from the playbook...

 

[BelemNole]

I have to wonder what circles you travel in, and why you are so interested in Elon's equipment.

Right, because on HORT Bacon we never discuss the weird an unusual.
Sorry I'm making fun of your emperor tho, feel better soon!

 

[Moral]

So a Nazi, a Ketamine addict and a guy with a botched penile implant walk into a bar

The bartender says "Hello Elon."

 

[alaskanseminole]

Is it true Elon has a botched penile implant?​

 

[Joes Place]

I have to wonder what circles you travel in, and why you are so interested in Elon's equipment.

"botched penile implant" seems to have triggered someone here...

A little "too close to home", perhaps?

 

[Finance85]

Right, because on HORT Bacon we never discuss the weird an unusual.
Sorry I'm making fun of your emperor tho, feel better soon!

Nice deflection. Hopefully you will invest in some knee pads.

 

[hawksurprize]

The left has hit such a low that they're gossiping about another man's penis. I'm not surprised (for obvious reasons), but I do find it hilarious.

I know we should run for president. Arnie Palmer anyone? Hey-oh.

 

[Joes Place]

Nice deflection. Hopefully you will invest in some knee pads.

Hmmm....botched penile implants and "knee pads" recommendations.

Seems like someone's speaking from experience here.

 

[BelemNole]

Nice deflection. Hopefully you will invest in some knee pads.

Sorry, only people that need them here are those fellating trump and musk.
Let Phenom know which brand you recommend. Maybe your mom could help.

 

[TennNole17]

 

[ZachJump]

Are you willing to publicly admit that Trump gossiped about Arnold Palmer's dick?

Who hasn’t?

 

[LunchBox50]

Who hasn’t?

Apparently @Scruddy — he's gone AWOL in this thread.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

 

[ZachJump]

Apparently @Scruddy — he's gone AWOL in this thread.

Damn what does Scruddy talk about at the bar then?

At least once a night the conversation turn to the latest on Arnold Palmers dick where I hang out.

 

[LunchBox50]

Damn what does Scruddy talk about at the bar then?

At least once a night the conversation turn to the latest on Arnold Palmers dick where I hang out.

That's all the libs talk about.

 

[Scruddy]

Apparently @Scruddy — he's gone AWOL in this thread.

Watching you guys talk about dicks in every thread isn't that exciting, sorry. I get it's a passion point for team blue though.

 

[LunchBox50]

Watching you guys talk about dicks in every thread isn't that exciting, sorry. I get it's a passion point for team blue though.

We're just talking about Arnie's dick — Trump started the topic.

 

[ZachJump]

That's all the libs talk about.

Guys at the bar own 73 different variations of Red Hats. Wear Let’s Go Brandon tshirts and live in a county Trump won by over 42 percentage points.

Libs do not get to keep all the good conversation topics you themselves.

 

[redghost1974]

The left has hit such a low that they're gossiping about another man's penis. I'm not surprised (for obvious reasons), but I do find it hilarious.

I believe Trump commented about shower peeping Jack's driver long before this thread.

 

[BelemNole]

Perhaps one day Trump will tell about Elon's broken penis.

 

[ZachJump]

Perhaps one day Trump will tell about Elon's broken penis.

That would make a good Ted Talk