It's been 39 Years since...
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Diane: “Oh, Sumner, I’m so glad to see you. I’ve been sitting here listening to these men argue over the sweatiest movie ever made.”
Sumner: “Cool Hand Luke.”
Sumner: “Cool Hand Luke.”
CLAVIN:
"Yeah, I'd like to talk to somebody about one of your industrial adhesive products."
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
"Yeah, well, just for the sake of argument, suppose it did come in contact with human skin."
"Now, can they do that on an out-patient basis?"
Wish I could find the S09 E03 opener video, with Carla serving the obnoxious patron and arguing over the tip...
EDIT
OPENING SCENE:
Carla is dropping off a beer for an unknown patron, who has 5 $1 bills laid out on the table.
Patron: "You see this? This is your tip. You didn't ask me if I needed anything else; You screwed up - every time you screw up, I do this!" (grabs one of the dollars and puts it in his pocket)
Carla: "Oh yeah? Well, every time you do that, I do this!" (dips her hand in the beer she just dropped off and flicks it in his face)
Patron: "Oh yeah?" (grabs another dollar)
Carla: "Yeah" (dips her hand in his beer and flicks it in his face again
They quickly go back/forth with him grabbing the remaining $1 bills, and her flicking beer in his face, until he takes the last dollar, when she takes the whole beer and dumps it in his lap.
As she storms back to the bar, Norm - from his usual stool - asks:
"So, how long is your brother back in town for?"
Carla: (Angrily) "Two Weeks!"
Cut to theme
EDIT
OPENING SCENE:
Carla is dropping off a beer for an unknown patron, who has 5 $1 bills laid out on the table.
Patron: "You see this? This is your tip. You didn't ask me if I needed anything else; You screwed up - every time you screw up, I do this!" (grabs one of the dollars and puts it in his pocket)
Carla: "Oh yeah? Well, every time you do that, I do this!" (dips her hand in the beer she just dropped off and flicks it in his face)
Patron: "Oh yeah?" (grabs another dollar)
Carla: "Yeah" (dips her hand in his beer and flicks it in his face again
They quickly go back/forth with him grabbing the remaining $1 bills, and her flicking beer in his face, until he takes the last dollar, when she takes the whole beer and dumps it in his lap.
As she storms back to the bar, Norm - from his usual stool - asks:
"So, how long is your brother back in town for?"
Carla: (Angrily) "Two Weeks!"
Cut to theme
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"Where are your kids, Carla?"
"It's 2AM, how should I know?"
"It's 2AM, how should I know?"
Awesome!!!👍👍👍
Never been able to find that one!
Norm: Afternoon everybody.
Everybody: NOOORM!
Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson. Can I pour you a beer?
Norm: Okay Woody. But be sure to stop me at 1. Ahhh, make that 1:30.
Everybody: NOOORM!
Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson. Can I pour you a beer?
Norm: Okay Woody. But be sure to stop me at 1. Ahhh, make that 1:30.
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