Jimmy Johns gets robbed, cashier DGAF

[Funky Bunch]

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

That's crazy. Stone cold throughout, even with a gun in his face. He's probably like, "whatever dude. I'm 20-something working the cash register at JJ's. My life already sucks. I don't really care what you do. Take a Tom Turkey, take the cash, take a dump, I don't give a rat's ass. Just do what you gotta do and let me get back to my bong in the supply room."

 

[tumorboy]

That dude is chill as hell. I want the strain he's holding.

 

[Fan In Black]

I wouldnt care either. Not losing my life over that.

 

[95Hawk]

Laughing my ass off. When he hands him the pile of coins on top of the bills, that clinched it.

 

[The Tradition]

You'd think the robber would have waited until his sandwich was ready before pulling out the gun.

 

[tumorboy]

Remembered to take off the gloves when handling the money. And then throw them away right afterwards

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

Remembered to take off the gloves when handling the money. And then throw them away right afterwards

That's some "employee of the month" shit, right there. Makes "Time to lean, time to clean" look like some silly namby pamby crap.

Maintaining composure and observing company protocol while having a gun pointed at your head. This kid's going places, folks!

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Congratulations to Jimmy Johns on actually having clear surveillance video.

I though there was some kind of law that required surveillance video to be recorded on a 1977 Betamax.

 

[tumorboy]

That's some "employee of the month" shit, right there. Makes "Time to lean, time to clean" look like some silly namby pamby crap.

Maintaining composure and observing company protocol while having a gun pointed at your head. This kid's going places, folks!

Assistant Manager written all over him.

 

[tumorboy]

Dang it now I'm gonna have to eat JJ's today. Out of respect for this employee & his training.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

That wasn't Freaky Fast Delivery

 

[theIowaHawk]

Stoned cold throughout, even with a gun in his face.

 

[SoDakHawk]

Remembered to take off the gloves when handling the money. And then throw them away right afterwards

Best part.

 

[tumorboy]

That's some "employee of the month" shit, right there. Makes "Time to lean, time to clean" look like some silly namby pamby crap.

Maintaining composure and observing company protocol while having a gun pointed at your head. This kid's going places, folks!

Probably back to the grow house when he's out of the strain he's on.

 

[Mattski]

He could likely tell when dipshit crook racked his pos gun the slide never came closed to load the gun. Hard to get shot with an unloaded gun.

 

[HawktimusPrime]

The guy is a real soldier there. Didn't even barely flinch and actually had a serious look of 'that gun isn't threatening me, it's saving your life' going on.

Kudos Mr. JJ guy.

 

[butch25uni]

i like how the gun was jammed the whole time, either don't buy a used Taurus PT911 or take care of your. S--t

 

[Rustys Dad]

That's crazy. Stone cold throughout, even with a gun in his face. He's probably like, "whatever dude. I'm 20-something working the cash register at JJ's. My life already sucks. I don't really care what you do. Take a Tom Turkey, take the cash, take a dump, I don't give a rat's ass. Just do what you gotta do and let me get back to my bong in the supply room."

I liked how he slipped his glove back off to take the money out of the drawer ... Yeah, this dude REALLY didn't care ... As for the genius thief ... way to disguise yourself or note your surrounding ... That video clarity of him is clearer than I get at home

 

[The_Joker13]

Damn teenagers!

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

That wasn't Freaky Fast Delivery

Jimmy John's beat you to this joke...

 

[NoleATL]

I wouldnt care either. Not losing my life over that.

Exactly, this is what he is supposed to do. Some companies will fire an employee for trying to be the hero.

 

[NoleATL]

Laughing my ass off. When he hands him the pile of coins on top of the bills, that clinched it.

And, tries to give him the drawer

 

[Herkmeister]

What brand is the robbers hoody? Looked like really good quality. I'd like to get one, but blue is not in my color wheel.

 

[Herkmeister]

At that JJ kid is rock solid. Very impressive.

 

[IACub]

i like how the gun was jammed the whole time, either don't buy a used Taurus PT911 or take care of your. S--t

First thing I noticed, and the cashier watched him cock it. That kid knew the gun wouldn't fire, that's why he DGAF.

 

[Im4Iowa]

I love it at the end when he just hands him the drawer. Robbed a store for less than $100. What a loser.

When this kid sends in a resume and says he works well under pressure, he needs to send a link to this video.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I love it at the end when he just hands him the drawer. Robbed a store for less than $100. What a loser.

When this kid sends in a resume and says he works well under pressure, he needs to send a link to this video.

He just became a lifer at Jimmy Johns, no need for a resume again

 

[BelemNole]

I'm guessing that he smelled like the kid who helped me at the ski shop last month - strongly of weed.

 

[Urohawk]

I've bought a sandwich at that Jimmy John's. Somewhat disturbing.

 

[ScoutRefugee]

What brand is the robbers hoody? Looked like really good quality. I'd like to get one, but blue is not in my color wheel.

That's a UNC-CHeat Tarheel hoodie. Which is fitting. Crooks wear crooks gear.

 

[bdg8]

The dude was like Jules in Pulp Fiction " I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me."

 

[BC Hawk]

Congratulations to Jimmy Johns on actually having clear surveillance video.

I though there was some kind of law that required surveillance video to be recorded on a 1977 Betamax.

Enhance!

 

[ConvenientParking]

If I was gonna rob a JJ's, the only thing I'd take would be the big jars of peppers they refuse to sell.

 

[unIowa]

That's crazy. Stone cold throughout, even with a gun in his face. He's probably like, "whatever dude. I'm 20-something working the cash register at JJ's. My life already sucks. I don't really care what you do. Take a Tom Turkey, take the cash, take a dump, I don't give a rat's ass. Just do what you gotta do and let me get back to my bong in the supply room."

I liked how he slipped his glove back off to take the money out of the drawer ... Yeah, this dude REALLY didn't care ... As for the genius thief ... way to disguise yourself or note your surrounding ... That video clarity of him is clearer than I get at home

Please post us some of your home "videos".

 

[tumorboy]

He's 24 and already an assistant manager. Says he didn't know the gun was jammed. But just had a vibe he wasn't gonna do anything. Felt the crook was pissed off that he was unfazed by him.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/c158c4fe-1717-3f93-b0e0-5212562f447a/ss_midtown-jimmy-john’s-clerk.html

 

[lucas80]

Awesome that as he exits to the right he nails the short jumper with his used gloves.
Ice water in his veins.